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Shaun Baland
@horrorshaun.bsky.social
www.HorrorShaun.com
Screenwriter - Mostly horror - occasionally funny - and I always return my shopping carts
Hey all, the gofundme to help bury my niece and little boy- both brutally gunned down so young in life- is 60% towards the goal needed to bury them. Please contribute if you can and sharing is SO appreciated.

gofund.me/775cef0f
Donate to In loving memory of Marissa and Josiah Divodi-Lessa, organized by Emily Meinzer
It is with heavy hearts that we mourn the loss of two cherished memb… Emily Meinzer needs your support for In loving memory of Marissa and Josiah Divodi-Lessa
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August 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hey friends, screenwriting and beyond.

My niece and her little boy were murdered by her fiancé two nights ago. Our family is grappling with this and unimaginably planning two funerals.

Please help and share if you can.

www.gofundme.com/f/in-loving-...
Donate to In loving memory of Marissa and Josiah Divodi-Lessa, organized by Emily Meinzer
It is with heavy hearts that we mourn the loss of two cherished memb… Emily Meinzer needs your support for In loving memory of Marissa and Josiah Divodi-Lessa
www.gofundme.com
August 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Martial Law
August 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Opening Day!!
March 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This dog is useless. Hiked at Lost Dutchman and he found zero gold. Then we take ONE selfie and he makes a drunk face. Crosby is a jerk.
March 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Amazing news! My quirky sitcom pilot for “Spring Forward" was just selected by @GoldenStateFF! Excited about this one!
February 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Thanks @killershorts for selecting Eternal Canyon, Two Little Pigs, and Killer Jorts (really hoped this silly short would advance!) as quarterfinal selections! Appreciated and humbled!
February 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My screenwriting buddy is getting so big.
February 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Crosby is insulted when I take him to the smaller dog park. He insists on playing with bigger dogs. Gets his ass kicked and loves it!
February 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A teething puppy is like having a living staple remover in your bed.
January 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This guy gets in trouble but can’t stay in trouble because of this look he gives me. Fuck, he’s the boss isn’t he?
January 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Crosby has (mostly) mastered fetch.
January 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I just saw two homeless people doing paper scissors rock. They shook hands then one handed the other a bag. I feel like I should’ve followed up on this.
January 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Amazing news! My sitcom pilot “Spring Forward" was just selected by @omahafilmfestvl
January 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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If you are a writer or screenwriter (especially if you’re following me) and I’m not following you, please let me know so I can correct that!
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December 12, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Meet Crosby
January 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Thanks to all of my new followers. If you have a new starter pack of screenwriting friends, please let me know!
December 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM
If you are a writer or screenwriter (especially if you’re following me) and I’m not following you, please let me know so I can correct that!
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December 12, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Is there a word for finding out a celebrity died, thinking they died decades ago, being happy they outlived your expectations, then not as as sad that they died because they had decades of bonus time?
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December 11, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Hey peeps, my new screenwriting website is up- www.HorrorShaun.com. If you get a second, I’d love any feedback you have.
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There's a lot of plot holes in the desert
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December 8, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Very cool! Thanks!
December 8, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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JITTERS MOVIE: Detective Collymore, a single divorced father, stumbles upon a mysterious case involving the death of Tiffany, Digging deeper, he discovers Jitters, psychological twists. Be part of the making!

Trailer here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqxr...

www.indiegogo.com/projects/jit...
JITTERS FIRST MOVIE TRAILER
YouTube video by Marc Zammit
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November 26, 2024 at 1:08 PM
If any of you have screenwriting or horror starter packs, please add me to them. I’m a great addition to any starter pack. I bring snacks, clean up after myself, don’t overstay my welcome.
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December 3, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Happy Monday everybody. I’m finally building up my screenwriting peeps over here. If anybody wants to discuss screenplay, horror, my frustrating, Sacramento Kings, etc. message me! If you’re into screenwriting and I’m not following you, please let me know.
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December 2, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
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November 28, 2024 at 10:29 PM