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3. COVID-19
4. Mumia Abu-Jamal
5. The Attica Prison Riot response team
HM: Christopher Dorner
One of those days huh?
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One of those days huh?
If you die while riding in the back of a flatbed truck you get sent to cholo valhalla
June 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If you die while riding in the back of a flatbed truck you get sent to cholo valhalla
Yeah man it's cool to be the God of truth & honesty's champion but huge downside is how it forces me to say whatever's on my mind.
Anyway that thing you're smelling? Either my rank breath or my unwashed balls. But my big concern is why they smell so alike.
Anyway that thing you're smelling? Either my rank breath or my unwashed balls. But my big concern is why they smell so alike.
June 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Yeah man it's cool to be the God of truth & honesty's champion but huge downside is how it forces me to say whatever's on my mind.
Anyway that thing you're smelling? Either my rank breath or my unwashed balls. But my big concern is why they smell so alike.
Anyway that thing you're smelling? Either my rank breath or my unwashed balls. But my big concern is why they smell so alike.
Making a top 10 list of scenes where two guys are talking and the entire conflict could've been avoided if one went "I want you".
Got the first two right here
Got the first two right here
February 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Making a top 10 list of scenes where two guys are talking and the entire conflict could've been avoided if one went "I want you".
Got the first two right here
Got the first two right here
If I were Santa I'd rip Krampus in half with my own two hands
December 21, 2024 at 9:54 PM
If I were Santa I'd rip Krampus in half with my own two hands
Being informed of a Christmas miracle currently taking place. Apparently the hype for a reddit comic lasted 7 years when it should've gone out after 1.
December 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Being informed of a Christmas miracle currently taking place. Apparently the hype for a reddit comic lasted 7 years when it should've gone out after 1.
Ghost of Tsushima is a great game but one thing brings it down a bit. They give you a horse you spend the whole game with, kill it, then gives you a duplicate horse right before the end as if it never died. Kills the tone a bit but it produced the funniest discord message my friend ever got from me.
October 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Ghost of Tsushima is a great game but one thing brings it down a bit. They give you a horse you spend the whole game with, kill it, then gives you a duplicate horse right before the end as if it never died. Kills the tone a bit but it produced the funniest discord message my friend ever got from me.
The expanded vernacular of posers on the internet is awful.
Chumps talk about "horrors beyond your comprehension" to describe mildly awful stuff and I think they're all chumps compared to early humans.
Cavemen seeing people instakilled by a sabertooth while taking a piss. You're nothing to them.
Chumps talk about "horrors beyond your comprehension" to describe mildly awful stuff and I think they're all chumps compared to early humans.
Cavemen seeing people instakilled by a sabertooth while taking a piss. You're nothing to them.
October 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
The expanded vernacular of posers on the internet is awful.
Chumps talk about "horrors beyond your comprehension" to describe mildly awful stuff and I think they're all chumps compared to early humans.
Cavemen seeing people instakilled by a sabertooth while taking a piss. You're nothing to them.
Chumps talk about "horrors beyond your comprehension" to describe mildly awful stuff and I think they're all chumps compared to early humans.
Cavemen seeing people instakilled by a sabertooth while taking a piss. You're nothing to them.
Being late for in person tabletop: harrowing stakes, journeys, random women tried to steal our car, a man tries to sell us statues of Frogmen, whipfighter blocked out path, stories beyond exciting.
Being late for online tabletop: sorry guys, had to take a shit before I launched discord.
Being late for online tabletop: sorry guys, had to take a shit before I launched discord.
October 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Being late for in person tabletop: harrowing stakes, journeys, random women tried to steal our car, a man tries to sell us statues of Frogmen, whipfighter blocked out path, stories beyond exciting.
Being late for online tabletop: sorry guys, had to take a shit before I launched discord.
Being late for online tabletop: sorry guys, had to take a shit before I launched discord.
Can't wait for the Job Bois documentary about the Pro Tour 1998 "Trash can Sliver" narrated by Maro himself
October 19, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Can't wait for the Job Bois documentary about the Pro Tour 1998 "Trash can Sliver" narrated by Maro himself
Gay Beatles: here comes the penis
Re: Cease and Desist Use of Copyrighted Material
Re: Cease and Desist Use of Copyrighted Material
October 2, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Gay Beatles: here comes the penis
Re: Cease and Desist Use of Copyrighted Material
Re: Cease and Desist Use of Copyrighted Material
Unfortunate that my TV can advertise things based on my Google searches but not look at the trending news
September 11, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Unfortunate that my TV can advertise things based on my Google searches but not look at the trending news
If you see my posts and you feel like you just saw them 5 minutes ago in discord then it ain't for you move along
September 11, 2023 at 9:06 PM
If you see my posts and you feel like you just saw them 5 minutes ago in discord then it ain't for you move along
People on Twitter and Tumblr talk about Google+ like it was WW1 what was the deal with that place
September 11, 2023 at 9:05 PM
People on Twitter and Tumblr talk about Google+ like it was WW1 what was the deal with that place
Wish my name was Zack so when I masturbate I can go "I'm zacking off." That would be cool
Shame there's not a name closer to the act of jerking
Shame there's not a name closer to the act of jerking
July 30, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Wish my name was Zack so when I masturbate I can go "I'm zacking off." That would be cool
Shame there's not a name closer to the act of jerking
Shame there's not a name closer to the act of jerking
Killing myself because I keep getting trecko for the Pokemon mystery dungeon quiz no matter how I answer
July 30, 2023 at 8:26 AM
Killing myself because I keep getting trecko for the Pokemon mystery dungeon quiz no matter how I answer
Never forgetting the time I met a middle aged woman who told me to get in her car in gta and then did everything she commanded me to do for the next few hours.
Sometimes you're reminded of what you were made to do and I need to listen to women to survive.
Sometimes you're reminded of what you were made to do and I need to listen to women to survive.
July 30, 2023 at 7:14 AM
Never forgetting the time I met a middle aged woman who told me to get in her car in gta and then did everything she commanded me to do for the next few hours.
Sometimes you're reminded of what you were made to do and I need to listen to women to survive.
Sometimes you're reminded of what you were made to do and I need to listen to women to survive.
Dream job is Chinese ice cream price enforcer going to small "Führerbunker" businesses and curb stomping capitalists who jack off when they see the temperature outside go up so they can raise the price of frozen treats.
July 30, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Dream job is Chinese ice cream price enforcer going to small "Führerbunker" businesses and curb stomping capitalists who jack off when they see the temperature outside go up so they can raise the price of frozen treats.
If a bug crawls on me while I'm reading your post I'm sorry but I have to block you.
You've clearly angered the blessed beings around us and they're trying to get into my phone to kill you. That's not good for either of us. No way around it
You've clearly angered the blessed beings around us and they're trying to get into my phone to kill you. That's not good for either of us. No way around it
July 30, 2023 at 1:45 AM
If a bug crawls on me while I'm reading your post I'm sorry but I have to block you.
You've clearly angered the blessed beings around us and they're trying to get into my phone to kill you. That's not good for either of us. No way around it
You've clearly angered the blessed beings around us and they're trying to get into my phone to kill you. That's not good for either of us. No way around it
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Invoking the powers of the African minkisi around the room and having hundreds of sharp objects dismantle the white woman in front of my at the club after she refused to give me a booty pic. These are the powers bestowed upon the finest the Yakub's creations.
July 30, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Invoking the powers of the African minkisi around the room and having hundreds of sharp objects dismantle the white woman in front of my at the club after she refused to give me a booty pic. These are the powers bestowed upon the finest the Yakub's creations.
Gooners are an unfortunately solitary race. It's why we engage in caves. To have a gooner meet-up of more than a dozen is to put hundreds of lives at stake. As the grasshopper mutates into locust when among too many of its own kind the simple gooner is transmuted into something much worse than man.
July 29, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Gooners are an unfortunately solitary race. It's why we engage in caves. To have a gooner meet-up of more than a dozen is to put hundreds of lives at stake. As the grasshopper mutates into locust when among too many of its own kind the simple gooner is transmuted into something much worse than man.
Lotta nut hangers today...
Maybe I gotta go back to the old me
Maybe I gotta go back to the old me
July 29, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Lotta nut hangers today...
Maybe I gotta go back to the old me
Maybe I gotta go back to the old me