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Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite Horrorble Hosts who still don't have a clue about anything! In this holiday bonus episode we cover the cult classic Thankskilling! open.spotify.com/show/4AiuBRn...
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Making an Andy's Mint cake for a potluck while watching this underrated gem of a TV show.
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Take a handful of Hypnocil with your popcorn and join Horrorble Opinions as we continue watching the expanding lore of Freddy Krueger with the next installment, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987), directed by Chuck Russell. Someone has decided to make it a
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October 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Unlike A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, your Horrorble hosts would never pretend that our homoerotic moments weren't intentional. We wanna see dongs represented more in horror films! If that's wrong then strip us naked in the gym shower and smack our butts with a ⅓
October 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Your Horrorble hosts are diving in for another fantastic/punishing marathon of a beloved horror franchise, A Nightmare on Elm Street. We of course start with 1984's Wes Craven classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street. Is Freddy gonna take better care of us than Jason or Michael did? ½
October 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Horrorble Opinions tries to suck it in and wiggle on a new pair of jeans while watching SlaXX (2020), directed by Elza Kephart. There's not enough room in these bum-covers for adequate blood flow! What is your go to tv dinner? How does retail actually work? Who thinks a...
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September 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Its that time again folks. Your favorite Horrorble podcast is once again back with its annual Spooktober Marathon! 31 days, 31 episodes, at least 31 Horrorble Opinions. I hope you all are ready! We definitely weren't! Get caught up now!
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September 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Put on your accent modulator and have your hunting kit ready because we going to kill us a werewolf! Maybe! Eventually! That's right! Horrorble Opinions Plays Hunter: The Reckoning - The Beast of Glenkildove (2025), by William Brown. Take off your shoes let's skip on down to ½
September 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
3 podcasters wash up on a mysterious island of fishmen and are forced by a wealthy white dude who parades around with ½ clothed haitians to watch a terrible movie called Screamers: Island of the Fishmen. Not 1 robot in this movie and we still miss Chuck.
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September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Join us as we birth the newest terror in vampire lore: Dr. Akula Count Orlok 2nd Vlad of His Name Doug! We play Vampire The Masquerade: Night Road. Alright, let's be honest. Ryan sits and listens while Daniel reads wave after wave after wave of text. In almost two hours there ½
September 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Listen up class. Today we will be learning about mine reclamation via cookies and toothpicks. If there’s time we might discuss Oddity wherein a blind medium (who looks suspiciously similar to the actress that plays her sister) gets revenge for her sister’s death via supernatural means. RIP Olin.
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Hello Horrorble Opinions runners, joggers, commuters, cookers, vacuumers, and whatever else you do when listening to us. Great news! We found out that we gained exactly one subscriber because of the Infocom plays we've been doing, so here you go! Another one! Its "Sorcerer" by Steve Meretzky ½
August 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I was one when this movie 1st released. This franchise more than any other is the foundation that I was built upon. Finally seeing it in theaters and with my children by my side was a truly amazing experience. Seeing them laugh and cry right along with the turtles and I is a moment ill never forget.
August 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Horrorble Opinions is sorry. We watched Trinket Box (2023), directed by Patrycja Kepa and Acoryé White. At least we all agree on two points. One, racism bad. Two, movies should have stuff happening.
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August 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We play another text adventure called Seastalker. Come, hear the tale of Geck, the newest member of the Discovery Organization. This game had the best probability of working out, and yet... Hear how Geck is betrayed by everyone and how letting a co-host take the wheel ends BAD!
August 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Lie down and listen as your three detective hosts unravel the non erotic mystery of 1999’s The Bone Collector. Today is a very special episode devoted to equally non erotic number 1 fan Benj.
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August 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
#NowWatching "Trick or Treat" (1986). For obvious reasons for those who've seen it. For those who haven't, I recommend checking it out.
July 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hold Horrorble Opinions’ hand and let the eyeball waterworks flow as review the underappreciated The Final Girls (2015), directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson. It’s meta with heart. You’re gonna cry. open.spotify.com/show/4AiuBRn...
July 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Jump back in time with your favorite horrorble hosts as we watch episode 6 of The Last of Us season 2. Dramatic irony spotted ahead captain!
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July 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There is no better way to celebrate saying "nah" to British colonialism than eating and drinking something that reminds you of freedom as we review I Know What You Did Last Summer. Happy 4th of July! Unlike last year, we actually have a movie that takes place on that day. Unlike last year, Ryan. ½
July 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Today we discuss TLOU S02E05: The Search for Arby’s. Is there anything that goes with vengeance more than a delicious roast beef sandwich? Can Kenny really not tell the difference between an asian man and woman? Arby’s please carry more cherry turnovers. You are always out and it's making us mad!
June 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Does your goth wife dream of being ravaged by an ancient evil from the old country? Does she krump like Ceasare “Tight Eyez” Willis? If you said yes to any of the above then you too might be in 2024’s totally legally distinct and not at all Dracula movie, Nosferatu.
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June 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Today we discuss wandering fingers, consent animals, washing your hands before intimacy, Drake and Josh, and the concept of “joke” walls. Oh and the Last of Us S02E04. Ellie and Dina do some stuff in Seattle but more importantly THEY DON’T WASH THEIR HANDS!
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June 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Stop drinking that toilet water and learn how to open a watermelon along with us in Bloodtide. Ryan did this to us and you! Does this movie occur on the same island as the movie The Wind? How short should your karate instructor’s shorts be? ⅓
June 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM