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@horrificnaturals.bsky.social
she/her
playing with my touy (posteing)
playing with my touy (posteing)
@goslu.bsky.social whos ur favorite hag
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
@goslu.bsky.social whos ur favorite hag
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first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
first guy to build a roof must've been like "man fuck this blue shit"
Of you think about it, the most virgim thing in t he world is needomg to fuck
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Of you think about it, the most virgim thing in t he world is needomg to fuck
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wikiHow article:
What to do if your girlfriend hasn't given you the royal jelly yet
What to do if your girlfriend hasn't given you the royal jelly yet
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
wikiHow article:
What to do if your girlfriend hasn't given you the royal jelly yet
What to do if your girlfriend hasn't given you the royal jelly yet
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its so funny looking at how the animatronic designs changed throughout the fnaf games. Like they straight up got bimbofied
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
its so funny looking at how the animatronic designs changed throughout the fnaf games. Like they straight up got bimbofied
do u think they're gonna announce half life 2 tomorro
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
do u think they're gonna announce half life 2 tomorro
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sometimes i forget that i and everyone i know is insane when talking to normal people. like I asked my coworkers if they could bite any person living or dead who would they choose and they acted like it was the most out of pocket thing ever. You would not survive the asylum they raised me in etc etc
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
sometimes i forget that i and everyone i know is insane when talking to normal people. like I asked my coworkers if they could bite any person living or dead who would they choose and they acted like it was the most out of pocket thing ever. You would not survive the asylum they raised me in etc etc
I giggled too hard at this to myself and instantly dropped the banana I was eating. not worth it. the ops won today
preheating the microwave rn so it's ready for my ramen :)))))
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I giggled too hard at this to myself and instantly dropped the banana I was eating. not worth it. the ops won today
preheating the microwave rn so it's ready for my ramen :)))))
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
preheating the microwave rn so it's ready for my ramen :)))))
occult underscores putting all her eggs in one basket: good luck final curl.
October 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
occult underscores putting all her eggs in one basket: good luck final curl.
terminal-princess underscores trying to download things before her laptop dies: good luck final curl.
October 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
terminal-princess underscores trying to download things before her laptop dies: good luck final curl.
curly underscores straightening her hair: good luck final curl.
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
curly underscores straightening her hair: good luck final curl.
COM-PORT BITCH: BAUDRATE SIZE QUEEN
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
COM-PORT BITCH: BAUDRATE SIZE QUEEN
CHUMP CHILLER: Snow sculpture dudechud
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
CHUMP CHILLER: Snow sculpture dudechud
On the internet, nobody knows ur a bong
October 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
On the internet, nobody knows ur a bong
T-shirt that says "on the internet, nobody knows that you're a bog"
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
T-shirt that says "on the internet, nobody knows that you're a bog"
hmm mind if I just- yeah excuse me I- umm hang on lemme j- oh haha uhh wai-
*EXPLODES from my bottle, embedding glass into solid rock*
I'm screeching? I'm screeching now?
*EXPLODES from my bottle, embedding glass into solid rock*
I'm screeching? I'm screeching now?
October 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
hmm mind if I just- yeah excuse me I- umm hang on lemme j- oh haha uhh wai-
*EXPLODES from my bottle, embedding glass into solid rock*
I'm screeching? I'm screeching now?
*EXPLODES from my bottle, embedding glass into solid rock*
I'm screeching? I'm screeching now?
crumbs ! stuck in your crack (couch), stuck in your rack (dishes)!
ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ.
ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ.
October 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
crumbs ! stuck in your crack (couch), stuck in your rack (dishes)!
ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ.
ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ. ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ.
crumbs ! U bake em, we shake em!
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜: 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚋𝚞𝚜. 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜: 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚋𝚞𝚜. 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝.
October 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
crumbs ! U bake em, we shake em!
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜: 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚋𝚞𝚜. 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜: 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚋𝚞𝚜. 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝.
crumbs! Evrryones got em, bobody is givin them to me.
Conspire?
[ ° YES ] [ NO ]
Conspire?
[ ° YES ] [ NO ]
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
crumbs! Evrryones got em, bobody is givin them to me.
Conspire?
[ ° YES ] [ NO ]
Conspire?
[ ° YES ] [ NO ]
King Guzzy and the Fuzzy Puppy be like: OMNOMNOM Infinity eat off the floor. Omnomnom infinity eat off the floor. WAIT for ur master to spill on the floor. Omnomnkm infinity eat off the floor
October 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
King Guzzy and the Fuzzy Puppy be like: OMNOMNOM Infinity eat off the floor. Omnomnom infinity eat off the floor. WAIT for ur master to spill on the floor. Omnomnkm infinity eat off the floor
Some people are saying they should make goop for girls. ermm!! Uh but have u considered that maybe goop ARE girls? shaking my damn H!
October 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Some people are saying they should make goop for girls. ermm!! Uh but have u considered that maybe goop ARE girls? shaking my damn H!
I am logged back in. FEAR ME
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I am logged back in. FEAR ME
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September 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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when I'm around my gf call me the binding of isaac the way im locked in to the chest
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
when I'm around my gf call me the binding of isaac the way im locked in to the chest