It all comes back to Big Labia™️ bro. They're puppeteering the government to make cameltoe mandatory

How the fuck do you arrest someone in a wheelchair do they put one of those car boots on the wheels or shoot out the tires GTA style

Me:
Random drunk chick at the Latin club: Me gusta tu cara *licks my face and faceplants on the floor*

I wish I had lived at the same time as Ronald Reagan so I could beat his stupid monkey to death in front of him, spit-roast it over a fire, and force feed it to him with tonkatsu sauce

Do you like my big brass nut sack

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Who the fuck orders a virgin hot toddy

When I'm stoned I think about getting a micro tonal fret guitar and then just playing absolutely garbage dumpster fire shit on it and everyone in Portland will applaud and the whores of 82nd pour strawberry jam on my ding dong