Sure, TODAY ring doorbells are looking for lost dogs, but give it a couple weeks, and people will have them looking for the abuse victims who ran away.

I love dogs, but this is a bad idea.

Hahahaha this is awesome

Half these ads just make me feel like I've been drugged with something.

End of Q1, score is 3-0
What I want now is no more scores for the rest of the game. Let's set a record for lowest scoring superb owl ever.

For an event that started with shaming men who cry, that is a super gay midfield logo. I love that.

Ideally, the Hawks crush the Pats, go to the WH for the traditional dinner, and as soon as Despot with Dementia enters the room, they all turn their backs on him and walk out.

I'm too patriotic to like the Patriots, and Seahawks are from the #PNW, so this is an easy choice.

WHAT?! I'd always assumed they were both named independent of each other! Who would name anything after Urbana, Ohio?!

There's an Urbana, Ohio (in Champaign County), and everything about this story COULD have happened there.

I love winter! It's just weird that we had spring last week.