JxbdKDBDJSksns yeaa you’re right losers like me shouldn’t complain, we should just be grateful we get to worship and serve winners like you whenever you wanna bully us mwaaahh mwaah mwaaah mwaaahhh mwaaahhh!!

DjbdSJSJJDjsbsj I’ll drop straight down to my knees and huff and worship your balls like nothing else matters in the world wrouf wrouff!!

All my pokemon are yours to do whatever you want with wrouf wrouf! The only pokeballs I need to be thinking about are yours, and they’ll keep me captured easily😵‍💫

JdbdKDJSKksjsk why would I ever want to smell normal when I could be stuck permanently smelling like your ass wrouf wrouf!

It’d just be a reminder of my place under you as your chair whenever you aren’t using me, and it’d keep me going crazy thinking about the next time I get smothered 😵‍💫