What's up, losers, shakespear here. I'm working on something that will blow (job) your minds. And follow me on here to hear about it when it releases!

i could live in a box the shape of me for three months with only two critters a day to keep me going

mark my words

Going outside is NOTHING like Lord of the Rings

All the YouTube shorts lied to me :(

You've gotta stop putting me in the time vortex. I have stuff to do I can't be trapped with the weevils in here for months

i think there's something fucked up about gug

more people should be talking about this

I think if everyone played exclusively point and click adventure games we'd be walking on the halo rings by now. I'm telling you, Nancy Drew: Midnight in Salem increased my IQ by 45 points. That shit got me inventing the torment nexus.

Every once in a while, there is a game that CHANGES your life; Chicken Invaders is this game for me. In this video essay, we will go over the philosophical and ideologi-

*sounds of terrible agony*

Apologies for the inconvenience, the wicked device has killed this user.

everyone, follow RobBoyBlunder on BlueSky!!! He makes AMAZING art!!! (better at posting than a *certain* someone)

now that THAT'S over, who wants to listen to the blue album with me?

okay guys....so this user jame7t just told me I'm NOTHING and it really hurt 😢😢😢😢😢

please, the only way to make me feel better is to like and follow PLEASE

hornsby army, bring them down. I have faith in you!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

heh, gotta say, whoever gave me this bluesky code is incredible. really awesome, really cool, everyone thinks they're cool. we as a country think that they're awesome

haha, look at this awesome art! now THIS is posting!!

okay so there's this streamer called 'jame7t'. and basically they hate me. they're really the DEFINITION of a hater, so just don't follow them. You hear that @jame7t.bsky.social? Everyone loves me