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Peter Thompson
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Luv flat roofs luv Carling hate stinky bogs simple as
January 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Their stupidity is breathtaking.
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Woke never went away, did it?
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
To be fair to the chap, I think he's got a point. Someone, either the council or the estate developer hasn't done their job properly. Did they think that as there is a driveway already there that they could do half a job and no-one would notice?
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And aren't they the same people who have been claiming recently that it's perfectly OK to be anti-semitic just so long as you did it when you were younger?
December 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
From the human race? Let's hope so.
December 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Farmer Clarkson will be working on something as we speak.
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Battleship Potrumpkin.
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Or purr-jury.
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you zoom in though, you can see the police arresting people for saying 'Happy Christmas'.
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Hogmanay in My Head.
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Gotta love the Aussies.
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Has he forgotten his dear leader, who has been shilling for the Russians for years?
December 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Ku Klux Klan?
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Johnny Marr, he's making eyes at me.
#ruinasongtitlewithanindiebandmembersname
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"People often think I'm from Kent. I hear them whisper it as I walk past."
--Bob Monkhouse
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's the top button that does it for me.
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Maybe restrict yourself to just one week in Courchevel instead of three?
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I think the one leads to the other.
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A condemnation? From the UN? That'll stop them in their tracks no doubt.
/s
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's bad but not as bad as 'Temporary Secretary'.
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Whatever you do, don't ask for a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range. It's such a giveaway.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They are trying to appease people who will never, ever vote Labour whilst losing people like me who have never voted any other way.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM