ImPorTuned
@hornidentity.bsky.social
GenX, tech minded, Liberal 📯
I have a bruise from running into a chair. I think that's technically internal bleeding.
January 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I have a bruise from running into a chair. I think that's technically internal bleeding.
Is harassing and impeding now carrying a death sentence?
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Is harassing and impeding now carrying a death sentence?
Can we block ourselves from being "found?"
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Can we block ourselves from being "found?"
And yet perimenopausal women can't get any hormone support.
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And yet perimenopausal women can't get any hormone support.
Pretty sure no one wants to shoot me, but ok Zeldin. Whatever.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Pretty sure no one wants to shoot me, but ok Zeldin. Whatever.
John Wick 4 was the last I saw in theater. I don't know what will rate a trip to the actual theater in the future.
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
John Wick 4 was the last I saw in theater. I don't know what will rate a trip to the actual theater in the future.
"Nancy Mace posts the craziest shit."
Candace Owens: "Hold my beer."
Candace Owens: "Hold my beer."
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Nancy Mace posts the craziest shit."
Candace Owens: "Hold my beer."
Candace Owens: "Hold my beer."
How about you honor them with something meaningful? Like introduce gun laws, or more protections for LBBTQ+ people?
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
How about you honor them with something meaningful? Like introduce gun laws, or more protections for LBBTQ+ people?
It's all those power naps throughout the day that keeps him going.
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It's all those power naps throughout the day that keeps him going.
He should know that you shouldn't lock your knees when standing for long periods.
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
He should know that you shouldn't lock your knees when standing for long periods.
I hope we can gerrymand Boebert out of her seat.
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I hope we can gerrymand Boebert out of her seat.
I heard he is supposed to have concepts of a plan in about 2 weeks.
October 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I heard he is supposed to have concepts of a plan in about 2 weeks.
I can't look away. I've never seen cameltoe of the neck before.
October 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I can't look away. I've never seen cameltoe of the neck before.
In the 80s, I used to tuck and roll my jeans the same way he tucks his neck skin.
October 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In the 80s, I used to tuck and roll my jeans the same way he tucks his neck skin.
Exactly. Private insurance doesn't work. Medicare for All would fix that.
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Exactly. Private insurance doesn't work. Medicare for All would fix that.
"Send us bitcoin or we'll tell oracle about the databases we planted on your network shares." The Hackers, probably.
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Send us bitcoin or we'll tell oracle about the databases we planted on your network shares." The Hackers, probably.
If only there was a way to safely disembark a sropped escalator...
September 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If only there was a way to safely disembark a sropped escalator...