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slotho
@horneislife.bsky.social
21yr she/they . i think the extensive 13k+ files in my alex horne folder tells you that much

https://slothify.carrd.co/
WHY IS HE IN MY HOUSE
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
😭😭 it's my birthday yippiee
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
there was this from 2022(?) and i questioned the dog but that was Years ago why would he have a Secret Forbidden Dog 😭
October 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
the pat...
June 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
alex horne trans flag real
June 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
become queer your time starts now
June 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
April 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
FISH CENTENNIAL! 100 FISH!
April 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
i will start Sobbing i love him
April 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
CHESHAM CONFIRMED (although some of us knew for a while bdfhgdfghfsdg)
March 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
March 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
she misunderstood the question but that's our fault tbh 😭😭 youtu.be/obYcgtgx-CE?...
February 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
some we asked online but most of them were when we asked in person!
February 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
secret love/hate relationship 🤨🦈
February 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
slotho sensory video
January 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
sobbing
January 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
and then i went to leave- forgetting i had a very important thing to do, so i went back, to the back of the queue, to get him to say hello to one of my very best friends @fullfatlegend.bsky.social. 10/10 recommend.
January 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i got a rushed greg hug because i er- accidentally tripped on the steps and faceplanted into his coat. yes. indeed. i also gave him a shark bracelet! to commemorate him being on the fish list. he did indeed say that his favourite fish is a shark.
January 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
it only showed up for like 0.1 second and you bet i batted an eye
January 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
19. they were my brother's, but- gogos crazy bones. the gogos where you flick at other gogos and there's a point system and a collectors haven. except i didn't do that because i was an undiagnosed autistic literally roleplaying with them just like my LPS
January 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
18. remember LPS? i love it and i wish the community didn't die out (i blame yt kids marking videos for kids when no one wanted that) i think my favourite was an unproduced pink chinchilla of which i called Mia (because all of my LPS had set names 😭 my storylines and backstories were MAD
January 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
17. card jitsu snow. errrr it's technically club penguin again but the snow card jitsu holds a space in my heart- club penguin journey doesn't have it because it's AS2 so i have to use new club penguin (AS3)-- i used to main fire but i favour snow now. and i'll be water if no one else wants to be
January 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
16. i love archiving things. this hornetism goes manic without it 😜 my folders are a mess but i know where (mostly) everything is. chaotic organisation
January 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
while i was in the jse fandom, and met friends there, that they also played transformice, so that friendship and relationship grew beyond. we still play... sometimes!

that is the taskmaster map i made 😭😜
January 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
(that's jsut me building greg from eons ago. i am NOT a builder 😭)
January 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM