hormeze
@hormeze.bsky.social
what a strange time it is to be a dead star reanimated by chance and patience
go to hormeze.com im giving out free peanut butter and knuckle sandwiches there
go to hormeze.com im giving out free peanut butter and knuckle sandwiches there
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ok i made one! https://hormeze.substack.com/
came all the way over to bluesky and id dont even have an illegal substack to post
May 29, 2023 at 11:38 PM
ok i made one! https://hormeze.substack.com/
Checking back here to make sure my bunker is well stocked
June 13, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Checking back here to make sure my bunker is well stocked
Why do shards of glass always taste like blood
July 3, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Why do shards of glass always taste like blood
god's very first words to humanity:
June 13, 2023 at 4:23 PM
god's very first words to humanity:
my 'i didnt come here to fuck spiders' shirt is not doing a good job of distracting people from what im doing with the bottom half of my body (fucking spiders)
June 8, 2023 at 6:48 AM
my 'i didnt come here to fuck spiders' shirt is not doing a good job of distracting people from what im doing with the bottom half of my body (fucking spiders)
just found 'genital-bergl' (genital hill) is yiddish for mons pubis
May 30, 2023 at 6:07 PM
just found 'genital-bergl' (genital hill) is yiddish for mons pubis
i have a pavlovian response to doorbells, when i hear one i automatically listen for barking and if i dont hear one i get sad :(
May 30, 2023 at 4:45 AM
i have a pavlovian response to doorbells, when i hear one i automatically listen for barking and if i dont hear one i get sad :(
making love = sex
making out = kissing
making hate = repetitive stabbing
making in = throwing up in someones mouth
making out = kissing
making hate = repetitive stabbing
making in = throwing up in someones mouth
May 29, 2023 at 11:42 PM
making love = sex
making out = kissing
making hate = repetitive stabbing
making in = throwing up in someones mouth
making out = kissing
making hate = repetitive stabbing
making in = throwing up in someones mouth
ok i made one! https://hormeze.substack.com/
came all the way over to bluesky and id dont even have an illegal substack to post
May 29, 2023 at 11:38 PM
ok i made one! https://hormeze.substack.com/
lose lips sink ships but lose hips float boats
May 13, 2023 at 6:58 PM
lose lips sink ships but lose hips float boats
if you die in a dream, you dont die in the waking world. in fact you get closer to life. you wake up. if you cum in a dream, you cum in real life. cumming is more real than death
May 11, 2023 at 5:00 PM
if you die in a dream, you dont die in the waking world. in fact you get closer to life. you wake up. if you cum in a dream, you cum in real life. cumming is more real than death
walked in to a dr's office super stressed, blood pressure was fairly high which has never happened to me before. they tested again, still high. third time, i went non-dual, blood pressure went back to normal
May 2, 2023 at 7:12 PM
walked in to a dr's office super stressed, blood pressure was fairly high which has never happened to me before. they tested again, still high. third time, i went non-dual, blood pressure went back to normal
I'm surprised there aren't tons of water fountain fetishists. Who among us has not been in middle school on their tippy toes sucking for dear life on a fountain with bad water pressure flashing back to the comfort of their infancy
May 1, 2023 at 7:17 PM
I'm surprised there aren't tons of water fountain fetishists. Who among us has not been in middle school on their tippy toes sucking for dear life on a fountain with bad water pressure flashing back to the comfort of their infancy
some cries are like peeing through a boner. other cries... are like cumming through a boner
May 1, 2023 at 1:42 AM
some cries are like peeing through a boner. other cries... are like cumming through a boner
what do yall do in the two seconds it takes from clicking 'load new notifications' until you see the new notifications
May 1, 2023 at 12:56 AM
what do yall do in the two seconds it takes from clicking 'load new notifications' until you see the new notifications
The government doesn't want you to know this but with a pure heart and the right combination of exuberant movements any dance floor can open a portal to all other dance floors
April 30, 2023 at 8:24 PM
The government doesn't want you to know this but with a pure heart and the right combination of exuberant movements any dance floor can open a portal to all other dance floors
using my left hand scroll so it feels like someone else is doing it
April 30, 2023 at 1:55 AM
using my left hand scroll so it feels like someone else is doing it
ive never been so grateful for a sunburn in my entire life
April 28, 2023 at 11:50 PM
ive never been so grateful for a sunburn in my entire life
You do not have to. You do not have to. You only do not have to
April 28, 2023 at 8:32 PM
You do not have to. You do not have to. You only do not have to
The sun does to her face what it's absence does to the sky, revealing constellations of little dots around her twinkling eyes
April 28, 2023 at 8:29 PM
The sun does to her face what it's absence does to the sky, revealing constellations of little dots around her twinkling eyes
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oh your a man? then name all the other animals
April 27, 2023 at 2:30 AM
oh your a man? then name all the other animals
he was a simple lurker, she was an observer of the ominous undercurrents, can i make it any more obvious
April 24, 2023 at 9:02 PM
he was a simple lurker, she was an observer of the ominous undercurrents, can i make it any more obvious