Hopping Crow
@hoppingcrow.bsky.social
The odds are good, but the goods are odd. Upper Peninsula, Michigan.
Chewed a hole through my roof, moved in and there were squirrel shenanigans until I managed to catch them and take them for a long drive.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Chewed a hole through my roof, moved in and there were squirrel shenanigans until I managed to catch them and take them for a long drive.
I was forced to eat my dinner before I got my greenie. And it wasn’t an hour and a half long temper tantrum. It was a highly expressive interpretive piece incorporating movement and song to express my anguish over the daily injustices I suffer.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was forced to eat my dinner before I got my greenie. And it wasn’t an hour and a half long temper tantrum. It was a highly expressive interpretive piece incorporating movement and song to express my anguish over the daily injustices I suffer.
No, I didn’t eat my dinner (but you could give me a greeny anyway)
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No, I didn’t eat my dinner (but you could give me a greeny anyway)
Cloudy and blowing a half gale but worth the drive
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Cloudy and blowing a half gale but worth the drive
Spa day, my floof. It’s cruel and unnatural. I’m a dog. I’m supposed to smell like I rolled in a fish.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Spa day, my floof. It’s cruel and unnatural. I’m a dog. I’m supposed to smell like I rolled in a fish.
Frisbee thief makes his getaway. He’s made off with two frisbees in a month.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Frisbee thief makes his getaway. He’s made off with two frisbees in a month.
They promised snow but I’ve been watching for a really long time and there isn’t any yet.
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
They promised snow but I’ve been watching for a really long time and there isn’t any yet.
Chopping man has been reunited with his missing ax. No longer will we be greeted by jerk off guy when we leave the house.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Chopping man has been reunited with his missing ax. No longer will we be greeted by jerk off guy when we leave the house.
Hard to know which way to look some days.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hard to know which way to look some days.
Despite all the yelling and being told not to, I chased a coyote this morning. Left me limping and in big trouble. Not sorry.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Despite all the yelling and being told not to, I chased a coyote this morning. Left me limping and in big trouble. Not sorry.
Yeah, no, it’s my chair.
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yeah, no, it’s my chair.
Better forecasting these days. Everybody appears to be tucked in.
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Better forecasting these days. Everybody appears to be tucked in.
Seems to have worked…
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Seems to have worked…
I don’t care if the demons recognize me! I don’t want this on me!
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I don’t care if the demons recognize me! I don’t want this on me!
I have the best water bowl
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I have the best water bowl
Not a great picture, but these two sat up in this tree for over an hour yelling at one another. Perhaps lamenting the state of our democracy.
October 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Not a great picture, but these two sat up in this tree for over an hour yelling at one another. Perhaps lamenting the state of our democracy.
Na huh. That grouse didn’t scare me. I scared it.
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Na huh. That grouse didn’t scare me. I scared it.
Evidently, the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is a funky smell in which to roll.
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Evidently, the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is a funky smell in which to roll.
A fine day to exercise ones constitutionally guaranteed rights.
October 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A fine day to exercise ones constitutionally guaranteed rights.
Try and take it from me and I will cut you.
October 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Try and take it from me and I will cut you.
Trying to address my berry hoarding problem. The last of last Summer’s thimbleberries are jammed.
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Trying to address my berry hoarding problem. The last of last Summer’s thimbleberries are jammed.
There’s a freighter in my water bowl
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There’s a freighter in my water bowl
“There are no boats anymore. "
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“There are no boats anymore. "