💫 gangStar 💫
hopperpot.bsky.social
💫 gangStar 💫
@hopperpot.bsky.social
don’t overthink it.
Pinned
odds are:
you’re dehydrated

odds are: you will not appreciate being made aware of that

odds aren’t: you will drink water
i can’t wait to be 60 hanging out with 80 year olds for them to tell me how young i am 💁🏽💅🏽
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Zac Oyama’s absolutely flawless contribution to this scene is borderline unhinged
#dimension20 #theunsleepingcity
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
@gamechangershow.bsky.social yeah, I’d like to formally submit season 7, episode 3, “Earnest-est,” for best episode of Game Changer and nominate the cast for that episode for Best Game Changer Trio 🏆
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the truth of humanity lies in hydration 🥲
October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
has the #dimension20 multiverse theory been proposed yet where like;
Elias Hodge, smuggling equipment home from Gobstopper Industries for mad sciences, has Calorum in his fridge, a couple of talking stoats running around, a few living toys, created magic ink, a magic video tape
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
we were probably the coolest monkeys until we started calling ourselves humans
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
next mf who shares an ai overview as proof of concept is getting fucking slapped
July 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
meta’s greatest evil is not providing an undo feature on instagram for when you accidentally scroll to the top and wipe your whole feed
June 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
some of these cultural narratives are crazy, who convinced people to die by 40 but strive to 100?
June 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i just need someone to tell me my ex’s aunt is okay
May 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
shoutout to my classmate genesis for providing the first material to ever inspire me to take the “challenge” option in lieu of “reinforce” during our class discussions
May 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
you ever just question everything you’re looking at because all sensory data is filtered by your brain through the lens of all your and your ancestors’ experiences and also memory is a joke
April 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
so in the cars universe are racecars born without headlights or are they removed and what is that process like biologically and what are its implications sociologically
April 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
when u out on a friday night and realize god is watching
April 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
do NOT clap along if you’re not gonna pay attention to the rhythm 😡
April 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
people’s true colors really come out when someone sneezes more than three times
April 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You do not need to be surrounded to be connected (but it helps), just because we can’t do everything doesn’t mean we can’t do something, and life is not miserable; neither are we
March 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
City lights stole the stars and we barely noticed they were missing
March 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Our parents yelled at us because they made sacrifices that they’re ashamed of for things we’re now telling them they shouldn’t have had to beg for
March 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Russia invading Ukraine, Israel invading Palestine and the Executive Branch invading the US 🤦🏽
March 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So much of my mental capacity is utilized toward rationalizing why it’s okay for my cat to belay my existence to rest
March 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Constantly fluctuating between keeping a few episodes behind #worldsbeyondnumber to maintain a binge stash and consuming on release to know what everyone’s freaking out about 👀
March 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You ever share news with a specific family member to then cross it off your list as if you shared it with the whole family
March 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Are you telling me that plastic bag had aspirations
February 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Don’t retreat from your intrusive thoughts,

Ambush them.

When they surprise you-
“AHA!
I’ve been expecting you this entire time.

UNHELPFUL,
OUT OF POCKET

HOW DO YOU LIKE HEARING POTENTIALLY THE WORST THINGS ABOUT YOU MAYBE

NOW BEGONE”
January 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM