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Henry Porter
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Stupid, erratic, weak, misguided, and unrealistic...with an ass that belies my advanced age.
That's not "Oh," it's "40". Oh, well...Happy New Year. Is he dead, yet?
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
What gives ME hope?
1. Cankles and the unexplained MRI
2. Tesla arson
3. Knowing that every morning brings us one day closer to That Obituary.
January 1, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Not an escalation but...is he and all his minions, family, and followers dead,yet?
December 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Oh, gawd, this sucked so much the first time it was broadcast that it is a supreme relief the repeats are FINALLY over. It was bad enough they shat all over their Now Show legacy ONCE with this waste of bandwidth.

BTW, is Trump dead, yet?

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio 4 - Punt & Dennis: Route Masters, Series 1: From Beer to Eternity, 10 – From Flying Reindeers to Eternity
Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis travel from flying reindeer to eternity with Zoe Lyons.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Clock's ticking on 2025...is he dead, yet?
December 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Monday after Xmas overindulgence.

Is he dead, yet?
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
All these end-of-the-year lists... while there's still three and a half days to sink further into the miasma.

Is he dead, yet?
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Jimi trying hard to relax this cool #Caturday
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
No drugs. Sick of leftovers. Dwindling supplies of alcohol. Typical...

...is he dead, yet?
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Boxing Day! Traditional day when we open the box to see if the POTUS we put in there is dead or alive. Fingers crossed!

(Someone DID remember to stick that fat fuck in a box, right?)
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I'll see your food photography and raise you some text:
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December 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
#Whamageddon finally happened a little while ago on Christmas night, 10:45 pm playing as background music on an episode of Eastenders rebroadcast from 2004.

Is the Orange Turd dead, yet?
December 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Merry Christmas. Is he dead, yet?
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
A million more Epstein files...is he dead, yet?
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Christmas Eve...is he dead, yet?
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Presents all wrapped. Finish the Christmas food shopping tomorrow as soon as the boiler engineer leaves.

Is he dead, yet?
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Last work day of 2025 at the uni.

Is he dead, yet?
December 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Is that guy in file 468 dead, yet?
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Bowen Yang is leaving SNL. That's good, sure, but not as good as a positive response to the year old question, "Is he dead, yet?"
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Easy to believe Jasmine is Zoe's kid...both really shit over-actors.

Speaking of: is he dead, yet?
December 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Scott Adams is paralyzed. That's a shame.
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM