@hophog.bsky.social
I’ve shaken many a hand…never used the back of my hand. Maybe I’m doing it wrong
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’ve shaken many a hand…never used the back of my hand. Maybe I’m doing it wrong
Wooooo! A wheat penny!
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wooooo! A wheat penny!
John Tyson approves
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
John Tyson approves
What’s sad, is that doing shit like this is why he’s hurt all the time. Dude sees ball and gets ball. Health be damned
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What’s sad, is that doing shit like this is why he’s hurt all the time. Dude sees ball and gets ball. Health be damned
“That’s insane”
Helluva thing for you to say to me. GIF
Helluva thing for you to say to me. GIF
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“That’s insane”
Helluva thing for you to say to me. GIF
Helluva thing for you to say to me. GIF
Bert, is that you?
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bert, is that you?
It’s true! I have a bother-in-law who frequently uses caps, so I changed his contact to “ALL CAPS SHOUTY DUDE” and he was livid when found out. More all-caps ensued
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s true! I have a bother-in-law who frequently uses caps, so I changed his contact to “ALL CAPS SHOUTY DUDE” and he was livid when found out. More all-caps ensued
There are few men who have been so awful that they’ve ruined a surname forever. Nice work, Chad
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
There are few men who have been so awful that they’ve ruined a surname forever. Nice work, Chad
We can trim those nose hairs easily, if that’s what you mean
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
We can trim those nose hairs easily, if that’s what you mean
Prices keep going up, so why don’t we give everyone $2000. Yeah, that should fix it.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Prices keep going up, so why don’t we give everyone $2000. Yeah, that should fix it.
Does anyone in his orbit understand how inflation works?
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Does anyone in his orbit understand how inflation works?
Have you considered a preemptive good tweet to turn this thing around?
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Have you considered a preemptive good tweet to turn this thing around?
*Stockholm syndrome intensifies*
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
*Stockholm syndrome intensifies*
Left a big ol orange smudge on the glass
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Left a big ol orange smudge on the glass
We’re entering another Cold(hot?) War, and y’all are worried about a red panda’s grammar
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We’re entering another Cold(hot?) War, and y’all are worried about a red panda’s grammar
Rye Holly is best Holly
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Rye Holly is best Holly
All Night
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October 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Lol fight against the US military? Nah these crackers can have it. I’m boarding a plane.
October 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Lol fight against the US military? Nah these crackers can have it. I’m boarding a plane.
Does anything matter? Honestly, who is willing to stop this? I’ve given up
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Does anything matter? Honestly, who is willing to stop this? I’ve given up