GMD
@hopeundying.bsky.social
Live the life of dreams, or don't.
Level 38 Chef, King of The Bees, an Actual Insane Birb God, Father, Big Fucking Nerd, Artist, Legendary Egg Slag
Level 38 Chef, King of The Bees, an Actual Insane Birb God, Father, Big Fucking Nerd, Artist, Legendary Egg Slag
My racist dad emulated Hogan probably right up until the day he died. Dyed his thinning hair beach blonde, had a handlebar mustache that he also bleached, and he hated brown people.
The world is better off without either of them in it.
The world is better off without either of them in it.
July 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My racist dad emulated Hogan probably right up until the day he died. Dyed his thinning hair beach blonde, had a handlebar mustache that he also bleached, and he hated brown people.
The world is better off without either of them in it.
The world is better off without either of them in it.
July 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Anyone who uses fireworks to celebrate this clownshow of a country should directly insert their entire garbage bag full of explosives into their butts.
July 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Anyone who uses fireworks to celebrate this clownshow of a country should directly insert their entire garbage bag full of explosives into their butts.
June 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The journey begins once again
May 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The journey begins once again
May 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Driving, even in Philly, is now fun again. Commence the silly
May 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Driving, even in Philly, is now fun again. Commence the silly
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The happiest dog, you’ll see today
May 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The happiest dog, you’ll see today
Normally, when arriving at work, I instinctively fasten the second to last button on my shirt, but not fucking today. The Slut Button shall stay FREE AND PROSPERITY WILL RAIN FROM MY FUCKING CHEST.
May 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Normally, when arriving at work, I instinctively fasten the second to last button on my shirt, but not fucking today. The Slut Button shall stay FREE AND PROSPERITY WILL RAIN FROM MY FUCKING CHEST.
Fucking God dammit stupid mother fucking piece of shit fucking Hell fucking bullshit fucking FUCK.
April 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Fucking God dammit stupid mother fucking piece of shit fucking Hell fucking bullshit fucking FUCK.
Got my big gay lemonade today, and it only just occurred to me that a dude complimented my awesome purple mohawk earlier.
Pride Month is starting early, baby
Pride Month is starting early, baby
April 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Got my big gay lemonade today, and it only just occurred to me that a dude complimented my awesome purple mohawk earlier.
Pride Month is starting early, baby
Pride Month is starting early, baby
Never double-dipped so fast on launch day in my life, but a physical and digital copy of two of my favorite RPGs of all time are in my possession. Being running through #LunarSilverStarStory for the first time in probably 20 years, and it feels incredible
April 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Never double-dipped so fast on launch day in my life, but a physical and digital copy of two of my favorite RPGs of all time are in my possession. Being running through #LunarSilverStarStory for the first time in probably 20 years, and it feels incredible
Don't you ever talk to me or my son made entirely of onions ever again
April 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Don't you ever talk to me or my son made entirely of onions ever again
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this was linked in discord and i just started saying "crewmate" to myself for like a minute. @amongus.innersloth.com have you seen this crewmate? they're sooooo good at cucumber task
April 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
this was linked in discord and i just started saying "crewmate" to myself for like a minute. @amongus.innersloth.com have you seen this crewmate? they're sooooo good at cucumber task
#aewdynasty Best PPV seats I've ever had! This is gonna be insane!
April 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
#aewdynasty Best PPV seats I've ever had! This is gonna be insane!
Had a great run almost ruined by a particularly crap day. I get an entire do-over. Everyone, get back to sleep right now!
March 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Had a great run almost ruined by a particularly crap day. I get an entire do-over. Everyone, get back to sleep right now!
I have an incredibly disturbing and violent need to do good in this world.
And so I shall ❤️
And so I shall ❤️
March 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I have an incredibly disturbing and violent need to do good in this world.
And so I shall ❤️
And so I shall ❤️
It's Tuca and Speckle Daaaaaay
Something something, matching slacks
Give me all your fucking snacks!
It's TUCA AND SPECKLE DAAAAAY
Something something, matching slacks
Give me all your fucking snacks!
It's TUCA AND SPECKLE DAAAAAY
March 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It's Tuca and Speckle Daaaaaay
Something something, matching slacks
Give me all your fucking snacks!
It's TUCA AND SPECKLE DAAAAAY
Something something, matching slacks
Give me all your fucking snacks!
It's TUCA AND SPECKLE DAAAAAY
It's so freeing not watching shows as they air so you can chug a season per week
March 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's so freeing not watching shows as they air so you can chug a season per week
My wife is baking cookies while watching "Arrested Development", I made my first shepard's pie (and it was delicious, my GAWD), and the POTUS is still a sentient cumstain ❤️
March 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My wife is baking cookies while watching "Arrested Development", I made my first shepard's pie (and it was delicious, my GAWD), and the POTUS is still a sentient cumstain ❤️