Rev. Hopepunk 🌈🦬🦋
@hopepunk.bsky.social
she/her | cis | queer | Gen Xennial | ADHD | wife & mom | marathoner | Unitarian Universalist clergy
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Defy Every Cynical Narrative
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Mastodon: hopepunk@zirk.us
Defy Every Cynical Narrative
Ahsoka
(not a Jedi)
22 Dec 2018-14 Oct 2025 💔
(not a Jedi)
22 Dec 2018-14 Oct 2025 💔
October 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ahsoka
(not a Jedi)
22 Dec 2018-14 Oct 2025 💔
(not a Jedi)
22 Dec 2018-14 Oct 2025 💔
things they don’t tell you about perimenopause #648652: hot flashes will lead to airport sweating so hard that you have to spend $12 on a towel from, I kid you not, ***Brodeo Drive*** that is intended to look like a t-bone steak.
my other choices were ribs or tomahawk cut. never change, Minnesota.
my other choices were ribs or tomahawk cut. never change, Minnesota.
July 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
things they don’t tell you about perimenopause #648652: hot flashes will lead to airport sweating so hard that you have to spend $12 on a towel from, I kid you not, ***Brodeo Drive*** that is intended to look like a t-bone steak.
my other choices were ribs or tomahawk cut. never change, Minnesota.
my other choices were ribs or tomahawk cut. never change, Minnesota.
tfw it’s gonna be Swiftie Day at your OTF but you’re too broke to actually own any official merch and then you remember you still have a piece of white glitter iron-on vinyl and a Cricut you bought with a tax refund back when you had a job
May 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
tfw it’s gonna be Swiftie Day at your OTF but you’re too broke to actually own any official merch and then you remember you still have a piece of white glitter iron-on vinyl and a Cricut you bought with a tax refund back when you had a job
when the art plagiarism machine does not understand the assignment
May 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
when the art plagiarism machine does not understand the assignment
TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR SPIRITUAL
MAINTENANCE
it’s family focus time for a bit 💗
MAINTENANCE
it’s family focus time for a bit 💗
February 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR SPIRITUAL
MAINTENANCE
it’s family focus time for a bit 💗
MAINTENANCE
it’s family focus time for a bit 💗
February 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Starbucks barista wrote “See you soon?” on my iced green tea cup. I don’t know them personally. I’m not a regular. What does it mean?!
February 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Starbucks barista wrote “See you soon?” on my iced green tea cup. I don’t know them personally. I’m not a regular. What does it mean?!
*dog enters vet back room*
Vet Tech: Oh my goodness, WHO are YOU?! You are HUGE!
the 52kg/115lb dog in question:
Vet Tech: Oh my goodness, WHO are YOU?! You are HUGE!
the 52kg/115lb dog in question:
January 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
*dog enters vet back room*
Vet Tech: Oh my goodness, WHO are YOU?! You are HUGE!
the 52kg/115lb dog in question:
Vet Tech: Oh my goodness, WHO are YOU?! You are HUGE!
the 52kg/115lb dog in question:
tell me you have a teenager without telling me you have a teenager
December 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
tell me you have a teenager without telling me you have a teenager
Me: … huh. There’s a new Superman movie coming out? That’ll be an interesting home rental.
Internet: They cast Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor
Also Me: 👀 🤩 OMFG WE’RE GOING OPENING NIGHT TICKETS ON SALE WHEN?!
Internet: They cast Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor
Also Me: 👀 🤩 OMFG WE’RE GOING OPENING NIGHT TICKETS ON SALE WHEN?!
December 20, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Me: … huh. There’s a new Superman movie coming out? That’ll be an interesting home rental.
Internet: They cast Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor
Also Me: 👀 🤩 OMFG WE’RE GOING OPENING NIGHT TICKETS ON SALE WHEN?!
Internet: They cast Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor
Also Me: 👀 🤩 OMFG WE’RE GOING OPENING NIGHT TICKETS ON SALE WHEN?!
UPDATE: the kids decided to make the tree all Star Wars ornaments, with an honourable mention for (Hyper)Space Mountain. The crystals are, according to the 15yo, “The Force.”
December 14, 2024 at 3:51 AM
UPDATE: the kids decided to make the tree all Star Wars ornaments, with an honourable mention for (Hyper)Space Mountain. The crystals are, according to the 15yo, “The Force.”
It’s A Very Reylo Christmas
December 14, 2024 at 12:12 AM
It’s A Very Reylo Christmas
when your kid is both a musical theatre nerd and a gamer, you go to your favourite indie game store and mix up solid colour dice sets to make Wicked-themed birthday party favours. 💚🩷🎲
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
when your kid is both a musical theatre nerd and a gamer, you go to your favourite indie game store and mix up solid colour dice sets to make Wicked-themed birthday party favours. 💚🩷🎲
Redoing this one because today was parent school conferences and I wore this (on purpose) and my 15yo said, “Thanks for wearing that because I think it explained a lot about me to my teachers.” 🤪
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
November 22, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Redoing this one because today was parent school conferences and I wore this (on purpose) and my 15yo said, “Thanks for wearing that because I think it explained a lot about me to my teachers.” 🤪
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
November 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
It was not even half past the midnight hour when Duolingo started harassing me for the daily lesson
February 3, 2024 at 6:38 AM
It was not even half past the midnight hour when Duolingo started harassing me for the daily lesson
Welcome to this warming hut that is Absolutely, Positively, NOT A Mimic
January 31, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Welcome to this warming hut that is Absolutely, Positively, NOT A Mimic
I’m sorry, you think the billionaire who gave $100K cheques to EACH of her tour drivers is dating a football player for his one-time $70K Super Bowl bonus? 🤣
January 31, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I’m sorry, you think the billionaire who gave $100K cheques to EACH of her tour drivers is dating a football player for his one-time $70K Super Bowl bonus? 🤣
Holy Catwoman, Batman!
(or, what happens when you mix the Pride Pack into the Family Edition and my wife is playing)
(or, what happens when you mix the Pride Pack into the Family Edition and my wife is playing)
January 14, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Holy Catwoman, Batman!
(or, what happens when you mix the Pride Pack into the Family Edition and my wife is playing)
(or, what happens when you mix the Pride Pack into the Family Edition and my wife is playing)