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Eric Jeske
@hopelesspedantic.bsky.social
Why do we always look like the team who needs a lucky bounce?

#LGRW
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Allowing myself to imagine a future where Nate Danielson reaches his full potential and Detroit absolutely terrorizes 34 year old third-liners with Marco Kasper at 3C.

Just a little treat for tonight, rationed charitably from my ultra-pessimistic brain.

#LGRW
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I had to listen to tonight's Red Wings game in my rental car while stuck in California traffic tonight folks.

And let me tell you, I've missed quality time with Ken Kal.

Hockey on the radio will always make me nostalgic and sentimental.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I love thr Red Wings but also...
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Somebody photo-shop me up an image of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets in a Timra sweater so I can make "Eddie Genbork" jokes that only entertain me for the next two years.
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Y'all tried to tell me this Red Wings team was different.

No urgency.
No finish.
Easy to play against.

I love them but they haven't changed until they change.

#LGRW
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
There's 18 minutes left in this game but the crew from NHL Network wont need more than 5 to get the last of the chrome off Tyler Bertuzzi's trailer hitch.

#LGRW
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Waay too much poke-n-hope from the Red Wings tonight and again they're needing a wake up call after a bad game that should have been their wake up call.

These games and points matter. Please Detroit, stop fucking up.

#LGRW
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love the Red Wings blusky feed because every 1 in 100 posts is about boots or birds.

It's kindof like sitting at a red light and a kid in the car next to you makes eye contact then waves before you both drive away into the rest of your lives.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Aaaand Breece Hall remains stranded in the decomposing husk of the New York Jets.
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you're having a bad Monday just close your eyes real tight and imagine a future 3rd line of Carter Bear - Max Plante - Dmitri Buchelnikov.

#LGRW
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yeah well you're SUPPOSED to beat the Sharks.

#LGRW
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The Red Wings have been really inconsistent to start this year and they probably have a better record than they've earned. They need to take full advantage of this good fortune as the season progresses.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is entirely my fault. Sorry everybody.

#LGRW
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If the Red Wings beat the Ducks tonight Detroit will be the only team in the NHL with 9 wins.

#LGRW
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cory Perry isn't an organ donor.
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Correy Perry has a favorite Fast and Furious movie.
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
That one's on Mo.
#LGRW
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Red Wings' comeback is made all the sweeter when you realize Blues fans will very likely blame Jordan Binnington.

#LGRW
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I seriously have no idea.
What the fuck are the Detroit Red Wings?
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What,

Inside of the fuck,

is going on with Simon Edvinsson?
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Hopefully by the time you're listening to this the Red Wings have played the Islanders and it's a big tone shift." - @ryanhanawwp.bsky.social

*monkey paw curls*
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What the fuck are the Detroit Red Wings?
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The Red Wings getting Globetrottered by the Sabres to start this road trip is something only Every Detroit Fan could have seen coming.
October 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
John Gibson casually putting up a .970 SV% against the Bolts.

So happy to see him bounce back.

#LGRW
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM