No takers?

Dude, dude check this out., check this. okay? watch.

[he tries to do a flip but he just falls on his back. he is not sober in the slightest]

Was that cool or what? Cause it FELT cool.

//either way the answer is yes

//would they be normal (asterisk)

Also instant ramen is meant to be eaten like a... bar. of some kind. Food bar.

[clearly drunk idiot walking up]

I meannn... I can make like. Lightning thighs or something. Electricity.

//if that happens flint's gonna get drunk and do something stupid /silly (do what you want forever)

At least let me get drunk and do something stupid first

Why not? It was fun the first time, so it'll be even more fun hammered!

[he drinks the entire thing in one gulp, and he violently shakes like an explosion just went off, falling to the ground as smoke emerges from his mouth]

Actually wait, hold on-

[he pulls out a bottle and a shot glass, and pours himself a small drink]

[the liquor suddenly IGNITES on contact with air]

I could just go for it again now

Ah, thanks.

Next time I'm gonna try to be drunk enough to not feel it, cause it was kind of fun to be thrashed around.

Oh! hello again patch, what the hell does that mean?!

//he's a special pumpkin beast now