I’m a hoot!
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Home. Eating breakfast and then going to bed.
December 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Home. Eating breakfast and then going to bed.
Is that a challangers reference?
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Is that a challangers reference?
Kinda really wanna see blue people avatar but i know its going to be soooo boring sorry to any fans but
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Kinda really wanna see blue people avatar but i know its going to be soooo boring sorry to any fans but
Got a pair of mules/ slippers for christmas and my granpa said they made me look Japanese (?)
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Got a pair of mules/ slippers for christmas and my granpa said they made me look Japanese (?)
People are fujoshing out over people never been fujoshoued out over before
December 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
People are fujoshing out over people never been fujoshoued out over before
I fear being with my extended family and all their partners too long has made me addicted to hinge,,, I need love even if it’s fake
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I fear being with my extended family and all their partners too long has made me addicted to hinge,,, I need love even if it’s fake
@bunny.needs.monster merry non serbian christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@bunny.needs.monster merry non serbian christmas!
Haven’t even watched heated rivalry and my Twitter TL is full of them,,, not complaining doe can’t even lie
December 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Haven’t even watched heated rivalry and my Twitter TL is full of them,,, not complaining doe can’t even lie
So excited for Christmas so that I can drink wine with my moooom!
a sunday blessings greeting with a teddy bear and a dog
ALT: a sunday blessings greeting with a teddy bear and a dog
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December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So excited for Christmas so that I can drink wine with my moooom!
Hi people,,,
a young man in a black shirt is smiling and giving a thumbs up while standing in front of a door .
ALT: a young man in a black shirt is smiling and giving a thumbs up while standing in front of a door .
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December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hi people,,,
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lowkey do ppl not see that I'm on my phone when walking like if I'm staring at my phone but you're the one looking ahead tehnically you ahould be able to avoid colliding with me?
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
lowkey do ppl not see that I'm on my phone when walking like if I'm staring at my phone but you're the one looking ahead tehnically you ahould be able to avoid colliding with me?
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I'm doing therapy with ChatGPT. I have an oncology appointment with my iPad. The 3D lady from the ALDI self-checkout machine is giving me a colonoscopy
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I'm doing therapy with ChatGPT. I have an oncology appointment with my iPad. The 3D lady from the ALDI self-checkout machine is giving me a colonoscopy
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I get it. I was driven mad by the overrepresentation of rabbits in advertising. Caramac. Duracell. Nesquik.
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I get it. I was driven mad by the overrepresentation of rabbits in advertising. Caramac. Duracell. Nesquik.
Also today I got ID’d for a beer at a restaurant with my family in VIENNA😭 like the drinking age here is 16 did this waiter think I was 15,,,,, I may be twinky but that is beyond that
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Also today I got ID’d for a beer at a restaurant with my family in VIENNA😭 like the drinking age here is 16 did this waiter think I was 15,,,,, I may be twinky but that is beyond that
I’ve had too much red wine today to not admit that seeing all this Dan and Phil content makes me cry
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’ve had too much red wine today to not admit that seeing all this Dan and Phil content makes me cry
Sorry but i couldn’t even finish the first song off of that Lily Allen album,,,
October 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Sorry but i couldn’t even finish the first song off of that Lily Allen album,,,
Genuinely just saw wilhem defoe,,,,, im in awe and shock, didnt get a pic of him from the front but hes alot smaller than expected
October 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Genuinely just saw wilhem defoe,,,,, im in awe and shock, didnt get a pic of him from the front but hes alot smaller than expected
Anyone remember my phase a while back when I was obsessed with Dan Howell,,,,,, please say no
October 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Anyone remember my phase a while back when I was obsessed with Dan Howell,,,,,, please say no
Lowk wish I had rosacea
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Lowk wish I had rosacea
Middle school Twitter>>>>>
Had a fight with her for like an hour and a half and mom was on my side🙏🙏🙏🙏
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Middle school Twitter>>>>>
My sister has a boyfriend and she’s more annoying now than ever before
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My sister has a boyfriend and she’s more annoying now than ever before
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a grown woman on my train watching tiktoks on full volume and rewatching each 4 times and one of them has been just a juicy, ongoing fart sound. incredible stuff to witness
September 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
a grown woman on my train watching tiktoks on full volume and rewatching each 4 times and one of them has been just a juicy, ongoing fart sound. incredible stuff to witness
Whoever cursed me with my obsession for hot people is evil. Why do I feel infinite euphoria when seeing someone cute like it’s sick
September 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Whoever cursed me with my obsession for hot people is evil. Why do I feel infinite euphoria when seeing someone cute like it’s sick
The residence bringing back woke TV>>>
September 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The residence bringing back woke TV>>>
Nothing makes me crave a cigarette more than the opening line of America by Simon and Garfunkel liek
September 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Nothing makes me crave a cigarette more than the opening line of America by Simon and Garfunkel liek