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Thomas Müller makes his MLS debut with the Vancouver Whitecaps and scores two minutes later (it was disallowed but still brilliant)
August 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Thomas Müller makes his MLS debut with the Vancouver Whitecaps and scores two minutes later (it was disallowed but still brilliant)
Not sure if this is legit or satire, but the White House allegedly posted this video of his arrest:
August 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Not sure if this is legit or satire, but the White House allegedly posted this video of his arrest:
It’s official: Thomas Müller is coming to Vancouver!
August 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s official: Thomas Müller is coming to Vancouver!
What even is this timeline.
August 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What even is this timeline.