We got pizza in the fridge at home but I’m out and this place has wings and I’m just like hmmm
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We got pizza in the fridge at home but I’m out and this place has wings and I’m just like hmmm
Watching B1G (checks notes) hockey? On a Saturday evening? Because Disney is a lil greedy bitch.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Watching B1G (checks notes) hockey? On a Saturday evening? Because Disney is a lil greedy bitch.
Too many bees out today.
August 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Too many bees out today.
Still upset Friends never did a 9/11 episode.
July 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Still upset Friends never did a 9/11 episode.
I wish we could rehire the guy I’m covering for because he left for another job just so we can justifiably fire his incompetent ass.
July 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wish we could rehire the guy I’m covering for because he left for another job just so we can justifiably fire his incompetent ass.
Marking all my work emails as low priority so no one will bother me this week.
July 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Marking all my work emails as low priority so no one will bother me this week.
What if I just never paid any attention to the news again?
July 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What if I just never paid any attention to the news again?
Turning off auto-steer so I can finally beat my son at Mario Kart only to continue getting my ass kicked by my son at Mario Kart.
June 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Turning off auto-steer so I can finally beat my son at Mario Kart only to continue getting my ass kicked by my son at Mario Kart.
I hate having to make stops on roadtrips because then I gotta pass the same chodes all over again ugh.
June 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I hate having to make stops on roadtrips because then I gotta pass the same chodes all over again ugh.
They call me Hoop ‘cause I’m always getting dunked on.
Wait.
Wait.
June 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They call me Hoop ‘cause I’m always getting dunked on.
Wait.
Wait.
Watching old Michigan football highlights just to feel something.
May 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Watching old Michigan football highlights just to feel something.
Me trying to freebase baseball to get through the football offseason.
April 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me trying to freebase baseball to get through the football offseason.
Gotta say this any% market crash speed run is just pulling gold split after gold split. Can’t wait for the Summoningsalt documentary in a couple of months.
April 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Gotta say this any% market crash speed run is just pulling gold split after gold split. Can’t wait for the Summoningsalt documentary in a couple of months.
While effective thus far, I don’t think drowning myself in work is a long term solution for avoiding the news.
Possibly related: I’m exhausted.
Possibly related: I’m exhausted.
February 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
While effective thus far, I don’t think drowning myself in work is a long term solution for avoiding the news.
Possibly related: I’m exhausted.
Possibly related: I’m exhausted.
What if I just don’t ever watch or read the news ever again?
January 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What if I just don’t ever watch or read the news ever again?
If someone made a 9/11 themed slot machine I’d burn my son’s college fund.
September 27, 2023 at 1:14 AM
If someone made a 9/11 themed slot machine I’d burn my son’s college fund.
My son just asked if we could watch football tonight. I love this but it's gonna be Illinois v Kansas which I feel like is grounds for someone calling DCFS on me.
September 8, 2023 at 10:24 PM
My son just asked if we could watch football tonight. I love this but it's gonna be Illinois v Kansas which I feel like is grounds for someone calling DCFS on me.
I wish I loved anything the way my son loves applesauce.
August 11, 2023 at 10:49 PM
I wish I loved anything the way my son loves applesauce.
Excited to watch Zachary Wilson start for the New York Jets this evening.
August 3, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Excited to watch Zachary Wilson start for the New York Jets this evening.
My god it’s so close to football season and I have so many B1G and NFC East hot takes chambered.
August 1, 2023 at 6:25 PM
My god it’s so close to football season and I have so many B1G and NFC East hot takes chambered.
Nothing better than making an entire dinner for my parents and my Dad instinctively thanking my Mom for a lovely meal.
July 30, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Nothing better than making an entire dinner for my parents and my Dad instinctively thanking my Mom for a lovely meal.
Purchased 5.23 pounds of chuck roast at 6:32am this morning. I'm doing totally fine - why do you ask?
July 22, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Purchased 5.23 pounds of chuck roast at 6:32am this morning. I'm doing totally fine - why do you ask?