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Lee Smiley
@hoopleedoodle.bsky.social
Mostly professional. Overly educated. Chronically distracted. Occasionally D&Ding. Sometimes photoshopping. Uncommonly busy. Perpetually Tired.
If Kendrick Lamar had secretly made up with Drake and brought him out to perform with him at halftime, no one would have remembered anything else about the night. #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
To those posting the out-of-context photos of Obama et. al. with arms raised in the same static (not in motion) gesture as Elon, I ask this: Do Obama’s words and actions sounds like something a Nazi would say or do? Did the alt-right go crazy supporting Obama or do they support Elon?
January 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I just got two emails back to back reminding me that I’m old. One was from the AARP about membership benefits and the other was from Spotify letting me know that 3 Doors Down was playing in my area soon.
January 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There are only two fields where a lack of experience is considered a good thing: politics and pornography.

One is a bleak, unsavory business where women are exploited by men in power, money makes the rules, and nothing is real.

The other is pornography.
January 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Oops, I deed it again. #britneyspears
#givebritneyaloan
December 30, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Didn’t hide it well enough, I guess.

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/25/b...
November 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
The only reason Gaetz dropped out is because he was informed that confirmation wasn’t, in fact, an opportunity for him to pick up underage Catholic girls.
Matt Gaetz Withdraws as Trump’s Pick for Attorney General: Live Updates
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2024 at 8:58 PM
It’s like he’s drafting a fantasy football team, but it’s all Cleveland Browns players.
Trump Wants RFK Jr. to Be Health Secretary: Live Updates
At an event at his Mar-a-Lago club in Florida, the president-elect said he wanted Gov. Doug Burgum of North Dakota to be his interior secretary. Mr. Trump also praised Mr. Kennedy, who is skeptical of...
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:08 AM
At least when Trump’s Gestapo comes, we can all go to the camps together.

#NoDemUnder1k
We're going to take over this place the same way we took over threads: by building up all of you

First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button.

Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts.

Here's how:
November 15, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I hope this enables him to get the care he needs for his brain parasite, although at this point I suspect he just had a Neuralink implanted and Elon is communicating to him through it.
Breaking News: President-elect Donald Trump will nominate Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who has spread false information about vaccines and publicly contradicted the CDC’s recommendation that communities fluoridate their water, to lead the Department of Health and Human Services. nyti.ms/3UREkbK
November 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Let the “door-falls-off-in-space” jokes begin.

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April 26, 2024 at 4:17 PM
This is why Will’s mom made him move to Bel-Air.

www.cnn.com/2024/04/10/u...
April 10, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Obviously, this is step one of becoming a Terminator.

www.cnn.com/2024/03/26/e...
Arnold Schwarzenegger says he got a pacemaker fitted last week | CNN
Arnold Schwarzenegger has revealed that he underwent surgery last week to get a pacemaker fitted and is “doing great.”
www.cnn.com
March 27, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Things I ate at the state fair last night:
- A donut burger
- Cinnamon glazed mixed nuts
- Half a smoked turkey leg
- A pineapple whip
- A giant snickerdoodle cookie
- My feelings
- Two big scoops of ice cream
- A funnel cake
- A pork chop sandwich
- My pride
- A fried Snickers
- A fried Reese’s
August 19, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Me: I need another social media network like I need a hole in the head.

Also me:
August 17, 2023 at 6:33 PM