John D. Hooper
@hoopertoon.bsky.social
Cartoonist, Actor, Sketch/Improv Comedy Player, Animation Aficionado, Ordained Wedding Officiate, ADHD/"Highly Functioning" Autistic, Single Dad to three
MILES SHOULD KNOW BY NOW
Moving a new (to us. It's a thrift store find) coffee table into the living room, Miles notices it's crooked.
MILES: So are you going to straighten it up, or leave it askew?
ME: Leave it what??
MILES: Askew.
ME: Gesundheit!
MILES: ......I'm not gonna help you anymore. 😄😄😄
Moving a new (to us. It's a thrift store find) coffee table into the living room, Miles notices it's crooked.
MILES: So are you going to straighten it up, or leave it askew?
ME: Leave it what??
MILES: Askew.
ME: Gesundheit!
MILES: ......I'm not gonna help you anymore. 😄😄😄
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
MILES SHOULD KNOW BY NOW
Moving a new (to us. It's a thrift store find) coffee table into the living room, Miles notices it's crooked.
MILES: So are you going to straighten it up, or leave it askew?
ME: Leave it what??
MILES: Askew.
ME: Gesundheit!
MILES: ......I'm not gonna help you anymore. 😄😄😄
Moving a new (to us. It's a thrift store find) coffee table into the living room, Miles notices it's crooked.
MILES: So are you going to straighten it up, or leave it askew?
ME: Leave it what??
MILES: Askew.
ME: Gesundheit!
MILES: ......I'm not gonna help you anymore. 😄😄😄
Happy Birthday to another of my comedy/acting heroes, Peter Sellers. I was crushed when he died in 1980. My younger brother, trying to be sympathetic, said: "Well, look at it this way, at least there won't be any more bad Pink Panther sequels". 'Didn't really help.
September 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Happy Birthday to another of my comedy/acting heroes, Peter Sellers. I was crushed when he died in 1980. My younger brother, trying to be sympathetic, said: "Well, look at it this way, at least there won't be any more bad Pink Panther sequels". 'Didn't really help.
A Mourning Dove chose the hanging plant facing my front door to make its nest. Looks like the keeds and I will be coming and going through the garage for a while!
August 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A Mourning Dove chose the hanging plant facing my front door to make its nest. Looks like the keeds and I will be coming and going through the garage for a while!
@allisonkwilliams.bsky.social Happy International Women's Day to my favorite International Woman!
March 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@allisonkwilliams.bsky.social Happy International Women's Day to my favorite International Woman!
Happy Fat Tuesday, y'all! Let les bon temps roulez! Ai-YEEEE!!
March 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Happy Fat Tuesday, y'all! Let les bon temps roulez! Ai-YEEEE!!
youtu.be/Hhm1zZAaFsQ?...
Now I've got *two* sick teenagers, and their Mom said she wasn't feeling so hot either when I saw her this morning. Not to jinx it, but: "I'm the sole survivor"!
Now I've got *two* sick teenagers, and their Mom said she wasn't feeling so hot either when I saw her this morning. Not to jinx it, but: "I'm the sole survivor"!
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March 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
youtu.be/Hhm1zZAaFsQ?...
Now I've got *two* sick teenagers, and their Mom said she wasn't feeling so hot either when I saw her this morning. Not to jinx it, but: "I'm the sole survivor"!
Now I've got *two* sick teenagers, and their Mom said she wasn't feeling so hot either when I saw her this morning. Not to jinx it, but: "I'm the sole survivor"!
Reposted by John D. Hooper
They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
January 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
DEEP CONVERSATIONS WITH MY SON IN THE SCHOOL CAR CIRCLE
MILES: Are you aware your body is basically a haunted house? It has a skeleton, a ghost, and blood on the walls.
ME: And *this* voice. (in my best Paul Frees) "Welcome, foolish mortals...(proceeds with the Haunted Mansion Ghost Host monologue)
MILES: Are you aware your body is basically a haunted house? It has a skeleton, a ghost, and blood on the walls.
ME: And *this* voice. (in my best Paul Frees) "Welcome, foolish mortals...(proceeds with the Haunted Mansion Ghost Host monologue)
March 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
DEEP CONVERSATIONS WITH MY SON IN THE SCHOOL CAR CIRCLE
MILES: Are you aware your body is basically a haunted house? It has a skeleton, a ghost, and blood on the walls.
ME: And *this* voice. (in my best Paul Frees) "Welcome, foolish mortals...(proceeds with the Haunted Mansion Ghost Host monologue)
MILES: Are you aware your body is basically a haunted house? It has a skeleton, a ghost, and blood on the walls.
ME: And *this* voice. (in my best Paul Frees) "Welcome, foolish mortals...(proceeds with the Haunted Mansion Ghost Host monologue)
You’re one win away from everybody acting like they always believed in you
March 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You’re one win away from everybody acting like they always believed in you
This one hurts.
Gene Hackman RIP
Gene Hackman RIP
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This one hurts.
Gene Hackman RIP
Gene Hackman RIP
Michelle Trachtenberg
RIP
RIP
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Michelle Trachtenberg
RIP
RIP
Lynne Marie Stewart RIP
March 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Lynne Marie Stewart RIP
Yes. Also, it is me.
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Yes. Also, it is me.
Forsooth, verily, keeds!
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Forsooth, verily, keeds!
