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Hoopie
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Connoisseur of fine football and even finer music.
Only 10 billion?
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 AM
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 AM
But only if Merrick Garland isn’t AG.
January 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
“He was/is a fraud, but now he’s MY fraud”.
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
*anywhere.
August 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Did the “women” they liked even have pubic hair?
July 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Would be peak Trump to block the Skydance merger anyway.
July 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The gold will be moved to Mar-a-Lago.
For “safe-keeping.”
February 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Even the stooge next to him looks embarrassed.
February 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
A cheeky bid for Justin Kluivert, anyone?
February 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Consequences?
Absolutely sweet fa.
January 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Or “Monday”, in Trump’s America.
January 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Labour had multiple open goals when elected.
They’ve managed to turn most into own-goals.
January 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Spinal Tap. Without the humour.
January 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Appoint Farage as ambassador to the US.
When he’s no longer an MP, sack him.
January 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM