Stef Schrader
@hoonofthe.day
She of the Puffalumps. Eater of Nuclear Tacos. Porsche Cayenne and Zündapp Janus stan. Autos reporter for Consumer Reports.
All opinions here are my own, not my employer's.
Parshtreon: puffalump.de
All opinions here are my own, not my employer's.
Parshtreon: puffalump.de
I am what I eat, and I am...
...tired.
...tired.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I am what I eat, and I am...
...tired.
...tired.
I used a mug with a butt at work today.
This is my new favorite "odd mug in the coffee cabinet at work." It's a mummy...with a butt.
This is my new favorite "odd mug in the coffee cabinet at work." It's a mummy...with a butt.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I used a mug with a butt at work today.
This is my new favorite "odd mug in the coffee cabinet at work." It's a mummy...with a butt.
This is my new favorite "odd mug in the coffee cabinet at work." It's a mummy...with a butt.
Pleasant surprise when I got coffee this morning: @ohoat.bsky.social sighting in the wild!
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Pleasant surprise when I got coffee this morning: @ohoat.bsky.social sighting in the wild!
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
doing the crimes
(touching Fluffy)
(touching Fluffy)
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
doing the crimes
(touching Fluffy)
(touching Fluffy)
these are the best tacos de nopales*, queso y huevos I've ever made**
*all right, there's tomatillo, onion, serranos and cilantro in the mix, too, plus it's queso Oaxaca that's the move
**first-time maker, all-time enjoyer, and they're Up There
*all right, there's tomatillo, onion, serranos and cilantro in the mix, too, plus it's queso Oaxaca that's the move
**first-time maker, all-time enjoyer, and they're Up There
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
these are the best tacos de nopales*, queso y huevos I've ever made**
*all right, there's tomatillo, onion, serranos and cilantro in the mix, too, plus it's queso Oaxaca that's the move
**first-time maker, all-time enjoyer, and they're Up There
*all right, there's tomatillo, onion, serranos and cilantro in the mix, too, plus it's queso Oaxaca that's the move
**first-time maker, all-time enjoyer, and they're Up There
I finally found a shiraz I like and it's the wine I bought on a whim when I was out riding my bike in downtown Austin...because Juggalos go "whoop whoop." I am a sophisticated adult. The bumps on the Pease Park trail add terroir or provenance or whatever.
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I finally found a shiraz I like and it's the wine I bought on a whim when I was out riding my bike in downtown Austin...because Juggalos go "whoop whoop." I am a sophisticated adult. The bumps on the Pease Park trail add terroir or provenance or whatever.
These could be more dressed.
I prefer my all dressed chips to have a bright crimson glow of deliciousness that permeates every surface of my fingers. I want to shed all-dressed dust everywhere I walk for the rest of the day like I'm Pig-Pen from Peanuts. Cover me in tangy all-dressed filth.
I prefer my all dressed chips to have a bright crimson glow of deliciousness that permeates every surface of my fingers. I want to shed all-dressed dust everywhere I walk for the rest of the day like I'm Pig-Pen from Peanuts. Cover me in tangy all-dressed filth.
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
These could be more dressed.
I prefer my all dressed chips to have a bright crimson glow of deliciousness that permeates every surface of my fingers. I want to shed all-dressed dust everywhere I walk for the rest of the day like I'm Pig-Pen from Peanuts. Cover me in tangy all-dressed filth.
I prefer my all dressed chips to have a bright crimson glow of deliciousness that permeates every surface of my fingers. I want to shed all-dressed dust everywhere I walk for the rest of the day like I'm Pig-Pen from Peanuts. Cover me in tangy all-dressed filth.
The movers may have broken my desk, but at least a vital part of my home office came through unscathed.
Introducing the absolute GOAT of occasional warmth:
fowie blankie
Introducing the absolute GOAT of occasional warmth:
fowie blankie
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The movers may have broken my desk, but at least a vital part of my home office came through unscathed.
Introducing the absolute GOAT of occasional warmth:
fowie blankie
Introducing the absolute GOAT of occasional warmth:
fowie blankie
Rally Chicken says hi.
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Rally Chicken says hi.
a) The chicken deserves better than to have this goofery named after him.
b) They named their kid...a Nissan?! Poor kid.
b) They named their kid...a Nissan?! Poor kid.
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
a) The chicken deserves better than to have this goofery named after him.
b) They named their kid...a Nissan?! Poor kid.
b) They named their kid...a Nissan?! Poor kid.
Found a home for the Hot Wheels collection. You can tell it's my cube because P A R S H.
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Found a home for the Hot Wheels collection. You can tell it's my cube because P A R S H.
as for me, well, the 'lump shelves are up and ready for me to unpack the rest of their contents
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
as for me, well, the 'lump shelves are up and ready for me to unpack the rest of their contents
bracing myself not for the cold, but for my mom roasting me for moving to a snowy, salty place
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
bracing myself not for the cold, but for my mom roasting me for moving to a snowy, salty place
I use the lumps. 🥺 Lumps are my favorite.
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I use the lumps. 🥺 Lumps are my favorite.
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Send that website's owner packing, too, please.
I remain disappointed that West Lake Hills didn't go **full** HOA on Musk's antisocial compound.
I remain disappointed that West Lake Hills didn't go **full** HOA on Musk's antisocial compound.
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Send that website's owner packing, too, please.
I remain disappointed that West Lake Hills didn't go **full** HOA on Musk's antisocial compound.
I remain disappointed that West Lake Hills didn't go **full** HOA on Musk's antisocial compound.
this house pumpkins harder, with a twinkly vengeance
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
this house pumpkins harder, with a twinkly vengeance
the scariest creatures of them all
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the scariest creatures of them all
Well, at least I found a tiny hat. Trick-or-treat me.
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Well, at least I found a tiny hat. Trick-or-treat me.
found a couple (complete with our address in Wichita Falls, Dad's then-new office in Seattle, and a fossilized Allied moving tag on Ho-Ho-Ho there
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
found a couple (complete with our address in Wichita Falls, Dad's then-new office in Seattle, and a fossilized Allied moving tag on Ho-Ho-Ho there