Many "European" tours these days don't even include the UK at all. So much for those sunlit uplands of Brexit.

I have requested they change the address of my house on their maps as it is now know as Trump is a cunt. I have an executive order signed with a crayon to prove it.

There have been Ukrainian drone attacks on Grozny in recent days. Mistaken identity? Wouldn't be the first time.

Are you left handed? That is my excuse.

Sadly my music teacher was into Rick Wakeman fan.