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Expert analysis: Things are looking better. #hookem
January 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We haven’t been Sky-ing today because we have been busy being overconfident. Here we go, though!! #hookem
January 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
And that’s it! We’ve won our first home CFP playoff game 38-24. Now, we advance on Atlanta like Sherman and fried food. #hooke
December 22, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Ugh. Worst snap since Aunt Gertie’s ginger cookies arrived. …. Thanks, auntie. #hookem
December 22, 2024 at 12:33 AM
And to think we didn’t trust Blue early in the year! Right now, I’d trust him with Pete Hegseth’s mother’s email password. #hookem
December 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Blue by you … and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you too! #hookem
December 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Halftime with an 18-point lead and Longhorn Band is playing a tribute to Led Zepplin. Alright, alright, alright. #hookem
December 21, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Suddenly, I’m as nervous as
a 17-year-old at a Gaetz rager. #hookem
December 21, 2024 at 10:30 PM
God’s shade of orange: 21

What you puke up from too much vodka and Orange Crush: 7

#hookem
December 21, 2024 at 10:07 PM
You got Burke’d. #hookem
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December 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Let’s go, Blue! #hookem
December 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Remember, Horns fans, it’s darkest before it gets even darker. But that’s just a stupid saying. … We got this. #hookem
December 21, 2024 at 9:25 PM
We didn't really need that #SEC trophy of a Massey Ferguson tractor wearing a Klan hood anyway. See ya at DKR, friends. #hookem
December 8, 2024 at 1:19 AM
If there was any doubt that this was SOUTHeastern Conference, it was settled when we heard that ref run through the OT rules. It's tay-uhls! #hookem
December 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Never doubted ya, Bert. #hookem
December 8, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Sark calling another run up the middle. #hookem
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December 8, 2024 at 12:28 AM
This drive for Georgia:

* 3 field-goal points
* 2 fumble recoveries
* 1 successful fake point

They're only missing the partridge in a pear tree.

#hookem
December 8, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Horns solve their red-zone problems by scoring from outside the red zone. Let's go! #hookem
December 7, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Maybe we should let Ernie try the next field goal. #Hookem
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December 7, 2024 at 11:43 PM
This game was more enjoyable when we were leading. #hookem
December 7, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Pretty cool that the #DrPepper halftime football toss winner gets $100K and will play quarterback for #UGA in the second half. #hookem
December 7, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Today, we're inviting you to get in the ground floor of our brand-new $Hook coin! Price is 6 right now. It's only going up!
#Hookem
December 7, 2024 at 11:05 PM
The Longhorns and the Refs go into #SEC title game’s halftime with the Refs just slightly behind 6-3. It really was an impressive effort by the Refs, though. #hookem
December 7, 2024 at 10:47 PM
We come up with a stop despite a good drive by the refs. #hookem
December 7, 2024 at 9:45 PM
That pass was only catchable by Wembanyama. If he jumps. #hookem
December 7, 2024 at 9:41 PM