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Absinthe makes the heart Jane Fonda
He/him
SF Giants fool, Niners heartbreakee, Dubs fair-weatherer, musician
He/him
SF Giants fool, Niners heartbreakee, Dubs fair-weatherer, musician
Garfield park conservatory. Some absolutely stunning plant life and a nice warm cheap place to go if it's cold
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Garfield park conservatory. Some absolutely stunning plant life and a nice warm cheap place to go if it's cold
Enjoying Google trying to translate for a British person who couldn't possibly know what a principal was
January 26, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Enjoying Google trying to translate for a British person who couldn't possibly know what a principal was
I am begging the giants to remember that free agents only cost money and not prospects as well!!! You can just pay for guys and then keep your cheap guys for when the guys you paid for aren't good any more and hopefully the cheap guys will be good!!!! Player dev is pennies in comparison!!!
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I am begging the giants to remember that free agents only cost money and not prospects as well!!! You can just pay for guys and then keep your cheap guys for when the guys you paid for aren't good any more and hopefully the cheap guys will be good!!!! Player dev is pennies in comparison!!!
Also, like, wouldn't revenue sharing recipients be crying foul about this? Rich people love getting free money, but I bet they'd love to get more free money from people without having to try even more
January 23, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Also, like, wouldn't revenue sharing recipients be crying foul about this? Rich people love getting free money, but I bet they'd love to get more free money from people without having to try even more
They're massacring my boy and I completely understand why
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
They're massacring my boy and I completely understand why
Mina as a niners fan am I allowed to turn this off
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Mina as a niners fan am I allowed to turn this off
You should hire my mum, she's a wizard at this stuff
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
You should hire my mum, she's a wizard at this stuff
Not sure what's crazier, Trout's lack of playoff games or Mays not being on this list because he somehow only won two MVPs
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Not sure what's crazier, Trout's lack of playoff games or Mays not being on this list because he somehow only won two MVPs
His hat choice in all weathers is fascinating it must be said
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
His hat choice in all weathers is fascinating it must be said
The view will make up for it, I promise!
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The view will make up for it, I promise!
(yes I am a Jaxson Dart fantasy owner, why do you ask?)
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
(yes I am a Jaxson Dart fantasy owner, why do you ask?)
I don't understand, you have a rookie first round QB, you're an interim head coach, you were eliminated weeks ago and you decide to run a gameplan from 1953? Why not take every opportunity to see what you have behind center????
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don't understand, you have a rookie first round QB, you're an interim head coach, you were eliminated weeks ago and you decide to run a gameplan from 1953? Why not take every opportunity to see what you have behind center????
Maybe give him some run in the infield, I dunno, at short perhaps?
December 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Maybe give him some run in the infield, I dunno, at short perhaps?
Tells us we've just got time for one more thing so we know it's the end
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Tells us we've just got time for one more thing so we know it's the end
Player, club or mutual option?
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Player, club or mutual option?
The victory lap on this one is going to make the minor league free agent draft soliloquy seem humble in comparison
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The victory lap on this one is going to make the minor league free agent draft soliloquy seem humble in comparison
My roommate's cat (Heater lookalike (potential stunt double for the inevitable biopic?)) has formed a habit of vomiting on the bath mat in my bathroom. My theory is he thinks I'm saying barf mat and is just trying to help out
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My roommate's cat (Heater lookalike (potential stunt double for the inevitable biopic?)) has formed a habit of vomiting on the bath mat in my bathroom. My theory is he thinks I'm saying barf mat and is just trying to help out
It's the tiptoes on the floor that really make the masterpiece
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's the tiptoes on the floor that really make the masterpiece
Americans are all about exceptionalism and personal responsibility until someone falls over a bench
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Americans are all about exceptionalism and personal responsibility until someone falls over a bench
Jamie ruined school dinners pass it on
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Jamie ruined school dinners pass it on
I thought this was a boat joke at first BUT IT WORKS THAT WAY TOO OUR BOY LOVES FISHING
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I thought this was a boat joke at first BUT IT WORKS THAT WAY TOO OUR BOY LOVES FISHING