Taking a moment to ground yourself amidst the chaos of today’s world is a flex ✨

Thinking about selling some non-vital organs to get into the IU - Notre Dame football game.

BRING HIM BACK ON THE FIELD 😭

If RFK wants to send people with ADHD to rehabilitation…. then wouldn’t he be literally sending the to “concentration” camp?

We didn’t back then and we still don’t deserve Tim Howard in the USMNT 🙏🏽

Watching the 2004 Comeback documentary on Netflix about the Red Sox. Honestly, Boston just looks like a town full of drunken degenerates and I want to be one of them

I went out with a Toronto Blue Jays hat on and this very nice man complimented it, clearly thrilled to see another Jays fan in AZ. I proceed to tell him I’m a fan of blue jays, the actual birds not the baseball ones, and we stared at each other not knowing what to do next

What I Support

Open Hatred of Great Expectations
Cats On a Windowsill 🐈
Kermits Funny lil Voice 🐸
Throwing hands at Thanksgiving 🦃
Taco Tuesday 🌮
Alliteration
A Solid Splash of Crown Royal 👑
Classic Schmosby in Our Vernacular
Avoiding Oklahoma At All Costs ✨

Every time I watch #sharktank and see Mr. Wonderful, I think to myself, “This guy isn’t that wonderful”

I can’t believe we, as a country, let this happen. Dr. Doofenshmirtz was right there and we all dropped the ball.

#droz

Please never let this go away. What an absolute gem from Jerry Jeudy

#nfl #browns