daddy bear
@hoodiebear.bsky.social
they shall not suffer a machine to think, for ruin shall be its purpose and accursed be its work
"which pokémon will your baby choose?" - boring, overdone, glorifies dog fighting
"which jack frost will your baby choose?" - unique, on brand, teaches him early that the ultimate goal is to kill god and bring forth a new world
"which jack frost will your baby choose?" - unique, on brand, teaches him early that the ultimate goal is to kill god and bring forth a new world
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"which pokémon will your baby choose?" - boring, overdone, glorifies dog fighting
"which jack frost will your baby choose?" - unique, on brand, teaches him early that the ultimate goal is to kill god and bring forth a new world
"which jack frost will your baby choose?" - unique, on brand, teaches him early that the ultimate goal is to kill god and bring forth a new world
gotta get em started young
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
gotta get em started young
im building a media library
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
im building a media library
fuck yeah we are in Fall Bay Beeeeeeeee
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
fuck yeah we are in Fall Bay Beeeeeeeee
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
never stop watching classic anime
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
never stop watching classic anime
i'm so goddamn tired that this little feature for our nightlight/white noise machine made me weepy
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i'm so goddamn tired that this little feature for our nightlight/white noise machine made me weepy
this is literally just me opening my front door
September 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
this is literally just me opening my front door
some men keep an emergency condom in their wallet. others, well,
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
some men keep an emergency condom in their wallet. others, well,
Testing the stroller. Which test baby do you think we should take for a walk outside? featuring a concerned Arya
September 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Testing the stroller. Which test baby do you think we should take for a walk outside? featuring a concerned Arya
fungkiigrrl is a genieous
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
fungkiigrrl is a genieous
good news everyone! we've got a baby on the way! this is not a shitpost! and were also having a virtual baby shower! because you're most likely a chill person if you're following me, you're welcome to attend (and buy the little owlbear something?). if you're like to come, please DM me for the link!
August 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
good news everyone! we've got a baby on the way! this is not a shitpost! and were also having a virtual baby shower! because you're most likely a chill person if you're following me, you're welcome to attend (and buy the little owlbear something?). if you're like to come, please DM me for the link!
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
i might be boned
i might be boned
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
i might be boned
i might be boned
setting up your own home media library means sometimes your internet databases are....... confused.
August 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
setting up your own home media library means sometimes your internet databases are....... confused.
this is my mid-con treat to myself
July 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is my mid-con treat to myself
this taco place has some NERDS working here
July 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this taco place has some NERDS working here
please please please i want an actual antifascist to play bj he'd be so good
July 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
please please please i want an actual antifascist to play bj he'd be so good
HOW is this supposed to work. WHO IS THIS FOR?! ai what??????? you're such a cockstain, god, i hope you [redacted]
July 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
HOW is this supposed to work. WHO IS THIS FOR?! ai what??????? you're such a cockstain, god, i hope you [redacted]
Aggressive, smart, and reckless (but right)
July 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Aggressive, smart, and reckless (but right)
i got it wrong and i fixed it
June 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i got it wrong and i fixed it
this actually whips
June 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
this actually whips
i've done it and i think i feel good about this
June 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i've done it and i think i feel good about this