Tom Wagner
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Tom Wagner
@honus.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 iOS dev, player of games (video & board), scifi nerd. I like old movies. Bitten by a radioactive goldfish, now I can’t remember what I ate for breakfast.
#ShowSchumerOut

Let someone effective take over as Minority Leader.
January 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Why are you still in leadership? Step aside.
January 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And it said much about Death without using spoken word.
January 21, 2024 at 5:02 AM
It made me cry. But it was real.
January 21, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Let me rephrase that with less snark.

You can absolutely not like Threads but to say it even approaches the worst parts of Twitter is to ignore the majority of the worst parts of Twitter.
December 9, 2023 at 10:28 PM
So you're saying all the nazis are not the worst part of Twitter?
December 9, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Oh man I hope “clam down” ends up as a Jeopardy answer some day.
October 8, 2023 at 8:44 PM
100% on board.
October 8, 2023 at 8:42 PM
“Oops”. I once again blame time travelers.
October 8, 2023 at 8:39 PM
MITC: Got it but you aren’t going to like it.
A: Oh no, what do I have to do?
MITC: You have to go back and convince people the “vittle” is actually spelled “victual.”
October 8, 2023 at 8:31 PM
They come back to the present to find the roof destroyed except for the protected TimeHQ.
Agent: What what we done?!?
Man In The Chair: Clam down I need to think.
A: but…
MITC: I’M WORKING IN IT!
October 8, 2023 at 8:30 PM
That is how you spell vittle?!? What the? I can only assume that someone went back in time and changed something that should have made things better.
October 8, 2023 at 8:30 PM