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Trumpette
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I am the littlest very little elephant. All smaller elephants are moderately tiny and below.

Not a fan of Orange.
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November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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The best thing we found today.
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This is exactly where I was when I discovered this news.
November 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Have you seen what Reform UK looks like?
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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A fucking fascist
Fucking dog and pony show
Is so last season.

#haiku #plushielife #antifa
A microtrunked cardboard cutout, trying to blame immigration for something other than growing the economy, backed by his dog and pony, faces three masked Trumpette, and Buddy Christ in flamboyant headgear.
October 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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THEY ALL LIED TO ME!
THE AMBASSADOR HAS NO
FERRERO ROCHER!

#haiku #plushielife #freepalestine #palestine
An elephant supervises the Palestinian Ambassador, conspicuously devoid of Ferrero Rocher, while he poses for a photo with many fellow herdlings. A Palestinian flag is prominently displayed at the front of the group
October 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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For windmills, I claim
Full responsibility.
And the stupid clouds!

#haiku #plushielife
The imperious plushie, surveys windmills atop a hill, across an estuary from the picnic bench serving admirably as her throne. I am assured the clouds are stupid.
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Polyester brain
Sees the tumultuous air
Is not soggy! Liked!

#haiku
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Remember him, from Congress hearings on 1A issues?

I recommend researching what his presence does to milkshake sales in Scotland.
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I am twenty four
I SAID I AM TWENTY FOUR
So says my label

#haiku #plushielife
September 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The rain does not flee
My best disapproving face
It flees from patience....

#haiku #nosoggybusiness #plushielife
The left side of the face of a plushie elephant, who says she's trying very hard to look disapprovingly into the camera, with the typical amount of facial mobility afforded to the inanimate.
September 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I *very* detest
All this soggy sky business
Dry herding is best.

#haiku #poetry #notfunny
September 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Lazily stretching
Under trunkiest gray sky
I fallinged over

#haiku
August 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Found some soggy business of which to disapprove.
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM