Chattahucci Mane
@honkykongcountry.bsky.social
Time Magazine's Ape of the Year
Listen, all I'm saying is if I was Sid Meier's and I saw the state of my Civilization, I would [REDACTED]
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Listen, all I'm saying is if I was Sid Meier's and I saw the state of my Civilization, I would [REDACTED]
We are hitting a breaking point where the communist lesbians in the Discord server now out-number this humble straight man by nearly 4 to 1
January 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
We are hitting a breaking point where the communist lesbians in the Discord server now out-number this humble straight man by nearly 4 to 1
LIL WHITE BITCH ON DEPOP SHE A LIL TEAPOT TWO LEFT FEET THEM REEBOKS SHAWTY DID FREELANCE NOW SHE A FREE THOT SHOULDA NEVER LEFT THAT BITCH ALONE WITH MY SEA MOSS
I NEED THAT I NEED THAT I NEED THAT
I NEED THAT I NEED THAT I NEED THAT
a man is playing a trumpet in front of a flaming background .
ALT: a man is playing a trumpet in front of a flaming background .
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 AM
LIL WHITE BITCH ON DEPOP SHE A LIL TEAPOT TWO LEFT FEET THEM REEBOKS SHAWTY DID FREELANCE NOW SHE A FREE THOT SHOULDA NEVER LEFT THAT BITCH ALONE WITH MY SEA MOSS
I NEED THAT I NEED THAT I NEED THAT
I NEED THAT I NEED THAT I NEED THAT
Can't believe my WOKE wife bought alternative lifestyle cream
January 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Can't believe my WOKE wife bought alternative lifestyle cream
First good Twitter ad since Elon took over tbh
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
First good Twitter ad since Elon took over tbh
On today's Bluey episode; Chilli and the kids are playing pretend in the living room when Bandit rushes in
"Oy Chilli, did you hear about that Turning Point bloke, Chihuahua Kirk? Some bogan's gone and kicked his bucket for him!"
"Mum, what's a Turning Point?"
"Oy Chilli, did you hear about that Turning Point bloke, Chihuahua Kirk? Some bogan's gone and kicked his bucket for him!"
"Mum, what's a Turning Point?"
January 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
On today's Bluey episode; Chilli and the kids are playing pretend in the living room when Bandit rushes in
"Oy Chilli, did you hear about that Turning Point bloke, Chihuahua Kirk? Some bogan's gone and kicked his bucket for him!"
"Mum, what's a Turning Point?"
"Oy Chilli, did you hear about that Turning Point bloke, Chihuahua Kirk? Some bogan's gone and kicked his bucket for him!"
"Mum, what's a Turning Point?"
Eastern Ontario Puppygirls be like; "Wanna go watch the stars, we can climb out onto the ruff"
January 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Eastern Ontario Puppygirls be like; "Wanna go watch the stars, we can climb out onto the ruff"
Guy who completely misread an article and has been drinking Pineapple Fanta for weeks leading up to Valentine's Day:
"I dunno babe, I guess just keep swallowing until it gets sweeter?"
"I dunno babe, I guess just keep swallowing until it gets sweeter?"
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Guy who completely misread an article and has been drinking Pineapple Fanta for weeks leading up to Valentine's Day:
"I dunno babe, I guess just keep swallowing until it gets sweeter?"
"I dunno babe, I guess just keep swallowing until it gets sweeter?"
ATF raid on Horse Girl Branch Davidians call that the Neighco Siege
Horse Girl Ted Kaczynski call that the Uma Bomber
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
ATF raid on Horse Girl Branch Davidians call that the Neighco Siege
Horse Girl Ted Kaczynski call that the Uma Bomber
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Horse Girl Ted Kaczynski call that the Uma Bomber
They let this straight man take control of the trivia sheet at the bar and he fumbled so bad so bad
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
They let this straight man take control of the trivia sheet at the bar and he fumbled so bad so bad
Subway Execs in 2015 desperately trying to get people to stop tying them to Jared Fogle:
Uhhhhhhh fuckin'... make the price of a footlong combo the age of consent
Uhhhhhhh fuckin'... make the price of a footlong combo the age of consent
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Subway Execs in 2015 desperately trying to get people to stop tying them to Jared Fogle:
Uhhhhhhh fuckin'... make the price of a footlong combo the age of consent
Uhhhhhhh fuckin'... make the price of a footlong combo the age of consent
Even if you are not ready for the day, it cannot always be night
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Even if you are not ready for the day, it cannot always be night
I have been informed that my definition of Alpha and this image's definition of Alpha are very different. I would like to apologize to my fans for the misconception within.
Bunny's been handing me little wrapped up pieces of cheese to eat lately and I just found these tucked under the sink, anyone know what these are for?
January 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I have been informed that my definition of Alpha and this image's definition of Alpha are very different. I would like to apologize to my fans for the misconception within.
Bunny's been handing me little wrapped up pieces of cheese to eat lately and I just found these tucked under the sink, anyone know what these are for?
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Bunny's been handing me little wrapped up pieces of cheese to eat lately and I just found these tucked under the sink, anyone know what these are for?
Becoming increasingly concerned that my social media algorithms seemed to have designated me as an evil and sick pervert when I am but a mere good-hearted and mild-mannered sexual deviant at worst
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Becoming increasingly concerned that my social media algorithms seemed to have designated me as an evil and sick pervert when I am but a mere good-hearted and mild-mannered sexual deviant at worst
Impressing my beautiful trad wife by showcasing my prolific knowledge of rap ad-libs while she bakes cookies, this is the life you only see in the theatres
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Impressing my beautiful trad wife by showcasing my prolific knowledge of rap ad-libs while she bakes cookies, this is the life you only see in the theatres
>Adds @autokynephile.bsky.social on instagram
>instantly gets muscular maid cafe advertisement in my reels
My algorithm caught the woke from her algorithm!
>instantly gets muscular maid cafe advertisement in my reels
My algorithm caught the woke from her algorithm!
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
>Adds @autokynephile.bsky.social on instagram
>instantly gets muscular maid cafe advertisement in my reels
My algorithm caught the woke from her algorithm!
>instantly gets muscular maid cafe advertisement in my reels
My algorithm caught the woke from her algorithm!
Heated Rivalry daughter or Umamusume Pretty Derby son?
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Heated Rivalry daughter or Umamusume Pretty Derby son?
My Willie wonk her Chocolate Factory if you know what I mean
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My Willie wonk her Chocolate Factory if you know what I mean
Before the Biden presidency, all my homies were getting bread. Now, all my homies are getting bred. I'll never forgive him #DorkBrandon
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Before the Biden presidency, all my homies were getting bread. Now, all my homies are getting bred. I'll never forgive him #DorkBrandon
How it feels to be an almost 30 straight guy using tgirl slang with the discord dolls
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
How it feels to be an almost 30 straight guy using tgirl slang with the discord dolls
Farted so bad at work today one of the forklifters checked his truck for a propane leak #Beastmode
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Farted so bad at work today one of the forklifters checked his truck for a propane leak #Beastmode
Everyday I wake up and thank God I found so many wonderful little gay people to call my friends :)
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Everyday I wake up and thank God I found so many wonderful little gay people to call my friends :)