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So you think its a prank, or some art project? Go eat some big fat meatballs with delicate angel hair pasta. Then make lasagna with fregola and get back to us.
December 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
So you think its a prank, or some art project? Go eat some big fat meatballs with delicate angel hair pasta. Then make lasagna with fregola and get back to us.
Just reading the first paragraphs and wondering when and where we weren't supposed to say "terrorist" anymore? Was I asleep that day?
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Just reading the first paragraphs and wondering when and where we weren't supposed to say "terrorist" anymore? Was I asleep that day?
Can we do that? Airdrop billionaires? Maybe with name changes so they can't trade on their undeserved reputations? I will help crowdfund this project.
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Can we do that? Airdrop billionaires? Maybe with name changes so they can't trade on their undeserved reputations? I will help crowdfund this project.
He's not taking responsibility for his choice. He doesn't know the meaning of repentance.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He's not taking responsibility for his choice. He doesn't know the meaning of repentance.
He couldn't have missed Trump's misogyny, racism, greed, his history of fraud, etc etc. He was lied to, but he wasn't fooled. He chose the lie.
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He couldn't have missed Trump's misogyny, racism, greed, his history of fraud, etc etc. He was lied to, but he wasn't fooled. He chose the lie.
Possibly. On a scale of one to five, how would you rate my response for helpfulness, thoroughness, effervescence, profundity, mouthfeel, and efficiency?
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Possibly. On a scale of one to five, how would you rate my response for helpfulness, thoroughness, effervescence, profundity, mouthfeel, and efficiency?
Dai due dove ce n'è solo uno
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dai due dove ce n'è solo uno
Tell that to a woman giving birth.
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Tell that to a woman giving birth.
That's why my Blitzen fan fiction can't get off the ground.
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That's why my Blitzen fan fiction can't get off the ground.
So soon after Trump smeared Somalians as "pirates". He always accuses others of what he's doing
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
So soon after Trump smeared Somalians as "pirates". He always accuses others of what he's doing
Christmas was always political. The holy family sought asylum in Egypt because Herod was sending death squads to kill babies.
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Christmas was always political. The holy family sought asylum in Egypt because Herod was sending death squads to kill babies.
I swear, someday we're going to find bodies in Gutfeld's basement. What in Hell is wrong with him?
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I swear, someday we're going to find bodies in Gutfeld's basement. What in Hell is wrong with him?
I have that warm, fuzzy feeling I get when Bugs Bunny outwits Elmer Fudd.
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I have that warm, fuzzy feeling I get when Bugs Bunny outwits Elmer Fudd.
Nobody is more worthy. I'm sure you agree.
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Nobody is more worthy. I'm sure you agree.
But still objectifies women.
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
But still objectifies women.
They will now.
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They will now.
I'd been campaigning for "neck vagina". I'm trying to stay calm.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'd been campaigning for "neck vagina". I'm trying to stay calm.
If it's true that some people have to hit bottom before they change, maybe there's hope. He might be too tired to dig his hole any deeper.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If it's true that some people have to hit bottom before they change, maybe there's hope. He might be too tired to dig his hole any deeper.
Thanksgiving-themed, 30 minute story-song by the genetic offspring of Woody Guthrie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Thanksgiving-themed, 30 minute story-song by the genetic offspring of Woody Guthrie.
Borgia family values. Psychopaths.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Borgia family values. Psychopaths.
A few, select people.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A few, select people.