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aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

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nsfw | they/it/she | severe riichi mahjong brainworms | often just a little creature

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aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

big slappy was an edit of this!

same image but instead of saying "my hands are large and open" pariston is saying "big slappy"

February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

not as bad as what I was thinking

February 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

without fail, garma's pilot suit will Always make me think of bibleman...

garma wearing his yellow and purple normal suit in the original mobile suit gundam

DVD cover of "Bibleman: The Six Lies of the Fibbler"

February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

taught a friend how to play mahjong and not even 5 minutes after hanging up she links me my own meme. insane world

discord log.

aubrey started a call that lasted an hour. (2:46pm)
emília🐇: perfect the exact type of meme i was thinking of already exists (3:55)

the meme is "Stop learning mahjong! games were not supposed to involve math! so many yaku yet no real-world use found for anything more than tanyao! wanted to go for bigger hands anyway? we had a tool for that: it was called "guessing." "I should build junchan, sanshoku, and iipeikou, and call riichi so I have a chance to get ura dora" -statements deamed up by the utterly deranged.

look at what pros have been demanding your respect for all this time with all the tiles & yaky we created for them (these are real hands, played by real players):
(image of nagashi mangan next to an image of all honors, little four winds, 4 concealed triplets, both with question marks underneath)

"you have to discard the 7 sou or you'll end up in furiten" they have played us for absolute fools

January 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

more games should have a secret bunny island

screenshot from valkyrie saga. I'm on a small little island floating in the sky. the only things on it are a floating white orb and many many bunnies. text shows this is named Bunny Island.

January 28, 2026 at 4:43 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

riichi, btw.

a mahjong point stick worth 1000 points. it's a tiny white stick with a single small red dot in the center

January 27, 2026 at 8:22 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

todays fun mahjong hands

a 3-player east game in riichi city's sun room. I win with all simples, twice pure double sequence, an aka dora, and a kita

a friendly 4-player south game in mahjong soul. I win with riichi, fully concealed hand, pinfu, all simples, 3 dora, and 4 ura dora for a 36,000 point dealer sanbaiman. there are four dora indicators thanks to so many opponent kans.

January 26, 2026 at 5:52 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

sanma is great for enabling me to be my most evil

January 21, 2026 at 2:17 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

"please for the love of god aubrey, just call ron here"

I KNOW WHO I WANT TO HIT WITH MY MANGAN, ROBOT

A 4-player south match in mahjong soul's jade room. I have a very early two-sided non-dealer tenpai with round wind and three dora. I am in the lead and have the choice to win off the player to my right who is not threatening my first place, howerever the player across from me is very close and the one on my left would get knocked into the negatives if I ron them.

AI analysis says I should ron here with 99% certainty. I skip.

January 19, 2026 at 5:59 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

piper's doing the important job of forcing my bunny boy into the maid outfit where bunnies belong

city folk deluxe screenshot. piper is wearing a custom design maid outfit and has shared it with o'hare

January 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

rewatching the movie while fishing in animal crossing..

my animal crossing character running in a snowy field at night with her fishing pole out. next to that is mahiru from the revue starlight movie with a stern expression, standing in front of dozens of white cardboard cats. text reads "the truth is, I really hated"

January 16, 2026 at 3:14 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

thanks nook

animal crossing: city folk deluxe screenshot.

tom nook: all items are half off

everything in the store is sold out, save for a single batch of stationery

January 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

skewering her like the olive she is...

olive from animal crossing, walking directly through my fishing pole as I'm using it

January 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

day 2 of fishing under the aurora. now with constellations! I forgot how nice it is to be able to add these to your town...

anyway here we have Largicus, Venomus, and the tail of Labradorus

my ACCF character standing by a waterfall with a fishing rod out underneath the light of the stars, moon, and northern lights. many of the stars have lines connecting them.

the leftmost constellation is a stick figure with a noticably large chest, in the center is a snake, and you can only make out a tiny bit of the one on the right but it's kinda dog-shaped

January 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

I got the cat that everyone went crazy for in 2020. among other very cool villagers

Raymond in his home saying "oh hello! welcome to furiten!"

January 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

spent the last couple hours trying out the deluxe mod for city folk

it's cozy playing animal crossing again! even if I'll probably leave this city to rot after like 3 days :>

my animal crossing character staring up at the aurora borealis over snow-covered ground.

January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

how did I end up here???

January 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM

aubrey

@honksnooze.moe.observer

What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?

season 1 was... about as mid as I remember it being aha.
I've heard so much praise for everything after that though, so I'm excited