Honk Weather Control Center
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Providing you with periodic AccuHonk forecasts, weather permitting.
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September 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Clowns may notice a sudden chill in the air due to the flapping of goose wings from unseen clouds above. Please remain vigilant. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Clowns may notice a sudden chill in the air due to the flapping of goose wings from unseen clouds above. Please remain vigilant. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Clowns may have witnessed cloud formations in the shape of silly geese near their locations. Be advised that honk storms may be imminent. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
August 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Clowns may have witnessed cloud formations in the shape of silly geese near their locations. Be advised that honk storms may be imminent. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Clowns are advised that honky conditions may lead to excessive clowning in their vicinity. Please warm up your clown cars as able. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
August 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Clowns are advised that honky conditions may lead to excessive clowning in their vicinity. Please warm up your clown cars as able. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Clowns are advised that miscellaneous honkery overnight may have contributed to clown clouds throughout the day. Please bring a tiny umbrella when moving about the area. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
August 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Clowns are advised that miscellaneous honkery overnight may have contributed to clown clouds throughout the day. Please bring a tiny umbrella when moving about the area. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Intermittent honks have been reported through the afternoon and early evening. Clowns are encouraged to keep their red noses polished and ready. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
April 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Intermittent honks have been reported through the afternoon and early evening. Clowns are encouraged to keep their red noses polished and ready. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Clowns may be called to dust off their noses and polish their honking implements. Please be sure to clear the vicinity of tripping hazards should a little dance be required. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
March 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Clowns may be called to dust off their noses and polish their honking implements. Please be sure to clear the vicinity of tripping hazards should a little dance be required. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
“Today” can be roughly translated as “HONK!” in the ancient language of geese. Clowns should anticipate surges of honking at their location throughout the day and well into the night. Remain vigilant.
January 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“Today” can be roughly translated as “HONK!” in the ancient language of geese. Clowns should anticipate surges of honking at their location throughout the day and well into the night. Remain vigilant.
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January 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We predict high levels of clowning in the afternoon followed by temperate honking this evening. Clowns are encouraged to practice their honking technique throughout the day.
January 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We predict high levels of clowning in the afternoon followed by temperate honking this evening. Clowns are encouraged to practice their honking technique throughout the day.
The new year has brought a honk front of unprecedented clownery. Clowns are advised to position their red noses for maximum honks at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
January 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The new year has brought a honk front of unprecedented clownery. Clowns are advised to position their red noses for maximum honks at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
We have experienced an unprecedented level of honk storms of every possible variety this evening. We encourage clowns to rest, recharge, and prepare for a heightened honk forecast in all corners of the globe.
December 25, 2024 at 4:32 AM
We have experienced an unprecedented level of honk storms of every possible variety this evening. We encourage clowns to rest, recharge, and prepare for a heightened honk forecast in all corners of the globe.
Manip by Honkologist @latinkraken.bsky.social 😌
December 4, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Manip by Honkologist @latinkraken.bsky.social 😌
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December 1, 2024 at 4:19 PM
A Netflix interviewer, you say? 🤡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OB...
Don't You Want Us Netflix
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November 30, 2024 at 4:25 AM
A Netflix interviewer, you say? 🤡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OB...
Our captain is ready, willing, and able to set sail once more. If you listen carefully, you can hear the faint honking of geese in the background of this interview. We advise clowns to don their red noses at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
November 29, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Our captain is ready, willing, and able to set sail once more. If you listen carefully, you can hear the faint honking of geese in the background of this interview. We advise clowns to don their red noses at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew
Clowns at #SFROP have reported that our captain has engaged in musical honking. Miscellaneous honking may occur in your vicinity, especially if you are watching the series finale of The Sopranos. Please clown accordingly.
November 24, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Clowns at #SFROP have reported that our captain has engaged in musical honking. Miscellaneous honking may occur in your vicinity, especially if you are watching the series finale of The Sopranos. Please clown accordingly.
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'..And then the prince and the princess booped clown noses on the battlefield, and everyone got to watch S3 of OFMD'
The End
#OurFlagMeansDeath
The End
#OurFlagMeansDeath
November 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
'..And then the prince and the princess booped clown noses on the battlefield, and everyone got to watch S3 of OFMD'
The End
#OurFlagMeansDeath
The End
#OurFlagMeansDeath