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honeytwat.bsky.social
@honeytwat.bsky.social
💖 GUTTER GLAM 🗑
Patron Saint of Self Love, unholy & unhinged divine. Burlesque Performer | Writer

polyamorous queer. plus size siren.
glamour goblin.

https://sunroom.so/honeytwat
Have you ever wondered what Jabba the Hutt would be like as a #starwars #burlesque act? No? Ok, well here’s the answer anyway —
May 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
body pleasure is an art

#🍯
March 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
so true
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What I have to say is controversial and offensive to some. But I grew up in an Evangelical cult, so here’s what I think about the “good christian” myth.
February 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
stems 💐💖✨

#thighsday #pinup #🍯
January 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
POV i slip into something a little more comfortable 💚

any hot nerds booking for a Jabba the Hutt burlesque act? i’m here
January 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
hi, i’m Honeytwat, a plus size Burlesque/Drag performer, writer & glamour goblin.

i was raised in an evangelical cult but i grew up to be a queer witch. i talk about body love, liberation, and religious deconstruction.

harlot. heathen. hedonist.

sweet as honey & twice as thick.
January 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
joyous Feast of the Ass day 🤍 if there was ever a time to post a booty pic, it’s biblically today.
January 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
it’s finally December, time to bring back the snow queen aesthetic ❄️
December 2, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Monsieur 🤍
November 29, 2024 at 7:30 PM
fat femme friday? ok i love it here
November 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
i like making found footage horror edits out of my burlesque acts. welcome to the gritty & glamour grindhouse.
November 21, 2024 at 12:22 AM
it’s about men serving cunt
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 PM
one of the most memorable moments was when someone paid $1,000 for this man who was celebrating his bachelor party to get a lapdance at our Star Wars show. imagine getting a chair dance from the burlesque versions of leia, chewbacca, rey, and jabba the hutt.

yes, of course i was jabba.
November 19, 2024 at 6:02 AM
kermit had one thing on his mind. ok, two things, but they’re the same thing.
November 19, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I heard y’all have been talking about how much you love Miss Piggy 💖

#burlesque #muppets #misspiggy
November 19, 2024 at 4:30 AM
if there’s anything i learned from running this act, it’s that everyone has a thing for Lady Gremlin.

@mayawest.online tag me in if you need a second. i’ll bring some extra ears. anything for the hotties
November 19, 2024 at 4:11 AM
If you enjoy sassy, plus-size burlesque performers with religious trauma who create spicy content as an act of sacred self-pleasure and radical heathenism, let me introduce myself.

My name is Honeytwat, but my friends call me Honey.
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
drink from me & live forever
November 18, 2024 at 4:02 PM
i love playing with wax onstage
November 16, 2024 at 10:26 PM
just an Old Hollywood glamour queen in a dystopian modern world
November 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
do not be fooled by how adorable the sleepy kitten is, he is plotting
November 16, 2024 at 2:23 PM