and seeing a mech oozing out his transfluid gives megatron a rush he never thought was possible.

he originally sought out a contract with the two to get off whilst humiliating his enemy; now he will seek them out in the future to stroke more than just his ego…

knowing that fragging into the small bot will bring him greater pleasure than he has ever known; hearing bumblebee mewl, squeal, and wantonly moan with every thrust about how megatron’s “too big, too big!” his spike bulging the plates of his midsection.

the small spurts of transfluid fill bee up +

“That’s… that’s way too big! It’ll never fit!”

all at once, megatron realizes the benefit to fragging an autobot minibot. autobots already we’re so much smaller, but a subcompact bee’s height… well, Megatron’s micro-spike is many many sizes above bee’s valve limit.

he smirks, delighted at that +

when bee arrives to the meeting place, apprehensive at the idea of fragging the dark lord himself — but giddy thinking of what he’s going to spend his share of the payment on — he gasps immediately at seeing megatron’s spike.

growling, megatron goes to berate him but stops when he hears him go +

as swindle makes the contract with megatron, he makes sure that the mech understands at no point is he or his little shareware autobot are they allowed to point out or even dare to laugh at his spike. if they do, well, he won’t be held liable for what happens next… +

for a mech his size, Megatron has what constitutes as a micro-spike. it’s embarrassing, a downright shame to have been built with such an imposing figure only to falter a an impressive spike length. it’s girthy, sure but it’s ridiculously outmatched by the other decepticons’ spikes +

megatron isn’t an imbecile of course — he realizes very swiftly that the cute little minibot squirming on the lap of his arms supplier is the very same one on earth. but he sees an opportunity to get some much needed relief after years spent in stasis. there’s just one tiny, small problem though +

I am still deciding which I should like to write next. there is a deebee (megabee) prompt that sounds very fun, but perhaps that is just because I am in a bimbo!bee mode lately haha

🥤FORGIVE ME THIS TOOK FOREVER i hope 3 for the price of 1 makes it up a little bit <3

#valveplug

+ a close up of his messy valve 🫢

I should like to write this out better as a fic, I should think. to add, I need to consider the traits of the other mini-autobots like beachcomber, cosmos, seaspray, warpath, and powerglide. I am most familiar with this original group of minis, less so with any after the second season of sunbow 🙇‍♂️

comparatively bumblebee‘s far too slow. not out of gentleness or worry that he might hurt the recipient but because he has quite the oral fixation. he wants to keep the spike in his mouth for as long as possible, sucking on it softly, running his glossa along the bottom. he nuzzles against it too +

cliffjumper is fast and hasty. he rushes to completion not because he wants to get it over with but because he’s very desperate and impatient to get a load dumped right down his throat cables. always deep throating the spike to make sure that he doesn’t lose a drop and is eager for the next +

gears has a secret technique that he has worked on just for giving oral; he can blow small bursts of compressed air from his mouth, teasing a spike tip with the sudden cold puff before descending down on it. it’s not really good for battle, so the other autobots don’t know he can do it +

they know when it’s huffer because he has the highest tendency to pull back and spit out extra oral fluid and pre-transfluid out of his mouth — grumbling slightly as he does so. his complaining is cute when followed by an immediate return to the spike, swallowing the head and moaning around it +

brawn is much too tough, favoring a rough style of play. he uses denta to scrape alongside the ridges and bumps sometimes even biting down so that he can soothe the erotic ache with licks and kisses. if and when he uses his servos, his grip is near unrelenting as he jacks off the spike to finish +

by and far, windcharger is the best at it — splitting his attention perfectly as he gently uses his em ability to tug at the ring around the receiving mechs external node. tugging, pinching, and playing with it as he sucks on their spike diligently +