simone de boofoir 🍞🌹
@honeyoaths.bsky.social
trans / tired / takis
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I can't believe we haven't developed the technology that allows me to text my cat in the middle of the day.
September 25, 2023 at 3:01 PM
I can't believe we haven't developed the technology that allows me to text my cat in the middle of the day.
bully show last night and my fit ;)
September 23, 2023 at 3:04 PM
bully show last night and my fit ;)
haven't been here in a minute. what's up everyone?
September 23, 2023 at 3:02 PM
haven't been here in a minute. what's up everyone?
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A+ lede on this New York Review of Books article
September 4, 2023 at 11:14 PM
A+ lede on this New York Review of Books article
all apologies to my neighbors for playing The Lark Ascending at full volume
September 4, 2023 at 5:45 PM
all apologies to my neighbors for playing The Lark Ascending at full volume
or me, who got someone to cover my shift because I'm sick 😎
September 4, 2023 at 3:45 PM
or me, who got someone to cover my shift because I'm sick 😎
being sick rn is so weird. like, I'm certain I got this from one of my bosses when she came in last week barely able to talk and without a mask. and I'm testing negative for covid, but couldn't find anyone to cover last minute so I'm at work (with a mask) and like, I guess this is how it once was?
September 3, 2023 at 12:49 PM
being sick rn is so weird. like, I'm certain I got this from one of my bosses when she came in last week barely able to talk and without a mask. and I'm testing negative for covid, but couldn't find anyone to cover last minute so I'm at work (with a mask) and like, I guess this is how it once was?
you would not believe the day I've had
September 2, 2023 at 1:51 AM
you would not believe the day I've had
the next book out of @littlepusspress.bsky.social is this excellent collection by @emializh.bsky.social and I'm afraid I must insist that you read it 😤
August 31, 2023 at 2:02 PM
the next book out of @littlepusspress.bsky.social is this excellent collection by @emializh.bsky.social and I'm afraid I must insist that you read it 😤
if you see that I just liked a bunch (5+) of your skeets it's not because I'm stalking you, it's because you skeet too much and you're my whole feed. this is not a subskeet.
August 29, 2023 at 2:15 PM
if you see that I just liked a bunch (5+) of your skeets it's not because I'm stalking you, it's because you skeet too much and you're my whole feed. this is not a subskeet.
was very much not ready to be completely ruined by Robert Glück this morning
August 28, 2023 at 12:44 PM
was very much not ready to be completely ruined by Robert Glück this morning
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I may be soft-looking for other jobs, but where else will I be able to work where I can regularly get cute girls' phone numbers after months of flirtatious escalation?
August 20, 2023 at 5:40 PM
I may be soft-looking for other jobs, but where else will I be able to work where I can regularly get cute girls' phone numbers after months of flirtatious escalation?
having a casual conversation with a friend about the new hozier album (haven't listened yet)
August 19, 2023 at 6:56 PM
having a casual conversation with a friend about the new hozier album (haven't listened yet)
just watched Pride and Prejudice (2005) and I think I finally get heterosexuality - if Tom Wambsgans said those things to me I would also fall in love with him
August 18, 2023 at 11:52 PM
just watched Pride and Prejudice (2005) and I think I finally get heterosexuality - if Tom Wambsgans said those things to me I would also fall in love with him
new sick tat 😎
August 18, 2023 at 10:22 PM
new sick tat 😎
reskeet if you agree
August 18, 2023 at 12:01 AM
reskeet if you agree
accidentally deadnaming myself donating to a friend's gofundme
August 17, 2023 at 11:14 PM
accidentally deadnaming myself donating to a friend's gofundme
say what you will about millennials, but sometimes opening with a gif is funny
August 17, 2023 at 5:59 PM
say what you will about millennials, but sometimes opening with a gif is funny
I regret to inform you all that I am officially mentally ill enough that I'm starting to really like 100 Gecs
August 17, 2023 at 5:52 PM
I regret to inform you all that I am officially mentally ill enough that I'm starting to really like 100 Gecs
last night I dreamt that somebody made my guac recipe but forgot the limes and I was so mad. I also dreamt separately that a book of short stories I'm reading unfolded into a castle that you had to crawl into to read but I was reading it at a party and the author was there and I got embarrassed.
August 15, 2023 at 12:28 PM
last night I dreamt that somebody made my guac recipe but forgot the limes and I was so mad. I also dreamt separately that a book of short stories I'm reading unfolded into a castle that you had to crawl into to read but I was reading it at a party and the author was there and I got embarrassed.
if anybody was wondering, look no further! I found the worst phlebotomist in the world in Hamden, CT
August 11, 2023 at 1:28 PM
if anybody was wondering, look no further! I found the worst phlebotomist in the world in Hamden, CT
she's 34 today, babes
August 9, 2023 at 1:24 PM
she's 34 today, babes