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@honeyholloway.bsky.social
historian & burlesque babe in upstate ny. tattooed mother of dogs, lover of las vegas, & lazy witch. she/her. 🏳️🌈
Made it to our overnight stopping point just over the border into Kentucky. I drove so much today, my lower back is killing me, and I’m starving.
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Made it to our overnight stopping point just over the border into Kentucky. I drove so much today, my lower back is killing me, and I’m starving.
This last two hours to our halfway stopping point has been dragging. Ohio is the most boring state to drive through.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This last two hours to our halfway stopping point has been dragging. Ohio is the most boring state to drive through.
Hello from an Ohio rest stop
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Hello from an Ohio rest stop
Let’s go to Tennessee
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Let’s go to Tennessee
I need one and I know @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social needs one too!
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I saw Mothman kissing Santa Claus Red
Let's Get This Thread
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November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I need one and I know @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social needs one too!
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Idk if Aragorn said all that stuff to me about being a shield maiden of Rohan I probably would have fallen in love with him too
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Idk if Aragorn said all that stuff to me about being a shield maiden of Rohan I probably would have fallen in love with him too
Laughing at how every time Gandalf reveals he’s now Gandalf the White there’s a good close up of Legolas’ devastatingly blue eyes and incredible bone structure in the blinding white light
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Laughing at how every time Gandalf reveals he’s now Gandalf the White there’s a good close up of Legolas’ devastatingly blue eyes and incredible bone structure in the blinding white light
Re-watching LOTR is always so bittersweet. It’s my favorite and I love it, but I’m sad knowing I’ll never have that feeling of seeing it in theaters for the first time again.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Re-watching LOTR is always so bittersweet. It’s my favorite and I love it, but I’m sad knowing I’ll never have that feeling of seeing it in theaters for the first time again.
Onto my favorite, Two Towers. It’s snowing. I don’t have anywhere to be today. 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Onto my favorite, Two Towers. It’s snowing. I don’t have anywhere to be today. 🥰
Just shoveled and it already looks like we didn’t do anything at all.
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just shoveled and it already looks like we didn’t do anything at all.
Me when someone "shoots" me a DM with just "Hi".
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Me when someone "shoots" me a DM with just "Hi".
I leave for vacation tomorrow and I am so not ready lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I leave for vacation tomorrow and I am so not ready lol
Always forget about that Uruk-hai’s cunty little Ariana ponytail
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Always forget about that Uruk-hai’s cunty little Ariana ponytail
Extended edition, of course (and poorly cropped so my friends can’t see one of my Yankee swap gifts lol)
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Extended edition, of course (and poorly cropped so my friends can’t see one of my Yankee swap gifts lol)
AI is making us collectively dumber
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
AI is making us collectively dumber
It’s not Thanksgiving without buzzed games and tonight it’s Mario Kart with tiki drinks
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s not Thanksgiving without buzzed games and tonight it’s Mario Kart with tiki drinks
“The Plate.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“The Plate.”
My sweet love gets her own “turkey” too, and she’ll be sharing with her friends Abby and Dolly. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My sweet love gets her own “turkey” too, and she’ll be sharing with her friends Abby and Dolly. 🥰
These babies are browning in the cast-iron pan before going in the oven and then getting a maple and balsamic glaze
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
These babies are browning in the cast-iron pan before going in the oven and then getting a maple and balsamic glaze
Choosing not to spend holidays with family that stresses you the fuck out has honestly been life-changing
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Choosing not to spend holidays with family that stresses you the fuck out has honestly been life-changing
Ready to not leave my house today - it’s a DINK Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ready to not leave my house today - it’s a DINK Thanksgiving
Hoda out here sounding like Steve Brule lmao
a man in a suit is holding a microphone and standing next to a trash can .
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November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hoda out here sounding like Steve Brule lmao
Thankful for the friends I’ve made here. And to everyone else:
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November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Thankful for the friends I’ve made here. And to everyone else:
Disappointed they cut “you are supreme, the chicks’ll cream!” in “Greased Lightning” in that new CapitalOne commercial with Travolta as Santa
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Disappointed they cut “you are supreme, the chicks’ll cream!” in “Greased Lightning” in that new CapitalOne commercial with Travolta as Santa
Our little bowl of fine kosher salt looks like a bowl of cocaine
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Our little bowl of fine kosher salt looks like a bowl of cocaine