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mr. brobot
@honeydeuce.bsky.social
30yo he/him. Leftist. Pop culture and tennis enthusiast. Here for the shitposting.
Tennis peers, i humbly ask for alternatives to Tennis Channel. I have a VPN. I'm open to all options!
September 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
On that note, does anyone know the best substitutes for Tennis Channel? I'm currently experimenting with VK (it's like Russian Twitter)
Sorry US tennis fans, the solution to cancelling Tennis Channel is to cancel Tennis Channel. That's it. Find tennis somewhere else -- be creative.
September 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Who else is waiting out this rain delay? #USOpen #tennis
August 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Foki therapy when
July 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Nike dressing up sinner and alcaraz like they're fighting for custody of Blue
a blue dog is sitting on a red couch
Alt: dog from Blue's Clues is sitting on a red couch
media.tenor.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Victor Barber belongs in prison. #RolandGarros
May 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Is Casper Ruud sponsored by Samsonite? As in...? #MMOpen
May 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Me when the croc 🐊 cult floods my mentions
Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)
April 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That was the point. He took advantage of an opportunity that logistically was straightforward but served as his moral climax
April 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
First time at #CreditOneCharlestonOpen and I am in awe of the beauty of the grounds and close access to the players. Within minutes I realized it was well worth the trip!
April 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Never realized this before, but it seems that Dimitrov only does ATP interviews in English. There is no featured "national language"
March 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
GRIGORRRRRRRRRR
March 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Mixed feelings about this Fonseca Miami drama:

- horrible decision from organizers to move the match & prioritize Stadium ticketholders
- disrespectful of the 🇧🇷 fans to boo during Draper/Mensik play
- puzzling that umpire would resume play with everyone clearly trying to leave

#Tennis #MiamiOpen
March 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sexuality in my 30s so far is this constant fluctuation between "I love and appreciate my alone time" and "I'm lonely and need to have sex ASAP". The internal war wages on...
March 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Commentary is suggesting that Qinwen struggled to start the season because Pere Riba (coach) was recovering surgery. No source cited. I don't love the implication. #IndianWells
March 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I wish qinwen cared enough to provide the actual pronunciation for her name, she must really think we can't handle it 😔
March 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I hate matches where all the games are being consistently won on just one side of the court. A clear influence of the environment on the play
March 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's crazy that these are 2 pros and they're playing so badly. Competitive sport can be funny like that 😭
March 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Oh this jinx
March 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Madison Keys playing the best tennis of her life at 30, it truly is not over for us elders 🥺
March 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Now would be a good time to completely write off the Ivy's as institutions that use their power to cause massive harm
March 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reposted by mr. brobot
i was asked why the democrats are so set on losing strategies, & sadly they are not, they are winning. they are one of two parties of capital, funded by the same rich donor class. as long as their class interests aren't threatened they only care about elections in terms of personal career ambitions
March 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Unrelated but this is precisely why I found Kieran Culkin's performance so moving
The U.S. is a cult of normalcy. Pretend fascism isn’t happening. Pretend Covid’s not a thing. Pretend genocide isn’t going on. We have a hard time dealing with reality, ironic for a nation that “elected” a reality show clown.
March 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I just loves movies, man. I just wanna celebrate them, that's it.
March 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Hotel, travel, and sessions officially booked for the Credit One Charleston Open @wtatour.bsky.social !
February 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM