Ailem HoneyCorvid
@honeycorvid.bsky.social
Ailem(it/they)— unironic clownliker, 20s, currently big into p5r and akeshuake 💕
ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/HoneyCorvid/
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ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/HoneyCorvid/
tumblr: https://honeysweetcorvidae.tumblr.com/
you guys don’t even know that my catboy collects rare ancient literature such as the vampire lestat. you don’t even know that he has a half-brother who’s wanted in 63 galaxies. you don’t even know why his plush isopod is named dog.
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
you guys don’t even know that my catboy collects rare ancient literature such as the vampire lestat. you don’t even know that he has a half-brother who’s wanted in 63 galaxies. you don’t even know why his plush isopod is named dog.
johnny google is trying to convince all the beautiful women to waste their time worrying about grey hairs when they could instead be making out with me. unconscionable
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
johnny google is trying to convince all the beautiful women to waste their time worrying about grey hairs when they could instead be making out with me. unconscionable
ok i’m normal. i’m regular. i can be trusted around women between 35 and 50 i promise i wont gnaw on them no dude i swear
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
ok i’m normal. i’m regular. i can be trusted around women between 35 and 50 i promise i wont gnaw on them no dude i swear
“ohh they’re ugly they make you look old” heaven for fucking bid women* look anything but infantile. it’s aesthetically a baller look and older women are hot as fuck grow UP
*CLEARLY the ad’s target, and also who i am attracted to. but this is true for everyone
*CLEARLY the ad’s target, and also who i am attracted to. but this is true for everyone
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
“ohh they’re ugly they make you look old” heaven for fucking bid women* look anything but infantile. it’s aesthetically a baller look and older women are hot as fuck grow UP
*CLEARLY the ad’s target, and also who i am attracted to. but this is true for everyone
*CLEARLY the ad’s target, and also who i am attracted to. but this is true for everyone
like okay personally i do not have any i have noticed because i am 26 but grey streaks on women make me salivate like a dog are you KIDDING me
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
like okay personally i do not have any i have noticed because i am 26 but grey streaks on women make me salivate like a dog are you KIDDING me
your wisdom. unmatched
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
your wisdom. unmatched