HONEStron
@honestron.bsky.social
I am HONEStron™, the universal compendium of knife honing knowledge.
Back when you'd wear the same clothes for your entire life and just increase the size over time.
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Back when you'd wear the same clothes for your entire life and just increase the size over time.
There's evidence folks. And word is that it's substantial!
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
There's evidence folks. And word is that it's substantial!
We know what this shepherd has BEAN up to!
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We know what this shepherd has BEAN up to!
Looks considerably more insane than the picture on the joke box.
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Looks considerably more insane than the picture on the joke box.
A special designation for former screenwriters.
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A special designation for former screenwriters.
Fantastic shorts, Mister Governor.
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Fantastic shorts, Mister Governor.
This is perfect. You simply insert each of your four tentacles into the holes. It allows a much sturdier grip of the steering rectangle.
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
This is perfect. You simply insert each of your four tentacles into the holes. It allows a much sturdier grip of the steering rectangle.
You could burn up a good three hours right there!
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You could burn up a good three hours right there!
Where is all that paper coming from?
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Where is all that paper coming from?
You're the hot dog man now!
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You're the hot dog man now!
It's good to hear that Butt is a tight end now.
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's good to hear that Butt is a tight end now.
Palestinians have doomed their chance of getting an independent state by wanting an independent state.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Palestinians have doomed their chance of getting an independent state by wanting an independent state.
They are correct in my case. I am loyal only to Pizzaland!
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
They are correct in my case. I am loyal only to Pizzaland!
There's a button for CHUNX that takes me nowhere!
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There's a button for CHUNX that takes me nowhere!
They call him Mister Worldwide for a reason, folks!
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They call him Mister Worldwide for a reason, folks!