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finally i felt a deep sense of guilt and stopped, deliberately ramming myself into one of the tinier snakes. Godspeed, Player014 🫡
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
it got to the point where players were spawning inside of circles i made, and i could easily have like 5 or 6 players trapped in different circles at once, hopping back and forth to make them smaller as seen fit. I would forget about players i trapped only to see them still persisting minutes later
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
waiting for my husband to get home, downloaded snake.io out of pure boredom and man are there absolutely no checks on getting too large and unleashing pure misery on dozens of players
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
for some reason, pitchfork decided that heavy metal is the 3rd best album of the year but the 16th best rock album
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
happy friday 🥰😘
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
hi, i’m back :)
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
okay this geese guy kinda sounds like a drunk thom yorke, but… in a good way?
September 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
your man tomorrow:
September 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
the arms are finally arming!
August 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
he went back and put in a review for 2016 Ghostbusters too 😭😭 unreal
August 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I logged on, didn’t realize I had notifications, and opened them up to this 😭
August 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
July 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
July 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
oh
June 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“I want to form the little seams that make up other people's dreams”
June 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
get in there
June 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Happy pride!
June 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Facehugger sighted in City Fitness; avoid until further notice
June 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
June 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hmmm
June 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
IT’S HER TIME
June 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
June 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Year of the Dog
June 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
All the better for you to grab on to, my dear
June 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM