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ᯤ 🍯 mein kopf ist jwd ‧₊˚ • he/him/er/ihm
at first i thought it was weird that 18 year olds and 28 year olds both think i‘m their age but then i realized i‘m exactly halfway between 18 and 28 so honestly i get it
September 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
my teacher told me that incest is only wrong because people look down upon it and that americans aren’t as „progressive“ about incest as germans are. goodbye
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
every time i goon i get a high heart rate alert (i fear no digital footprint)
August 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
*bong noise*
June 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
my BAC is higher than my IQ
June 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
someone is using my childhood photos as their wasian faceclaim 😭 i‘ve been unassigned white, assigned wasian
May 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
my moms transphobic husband is off to get his testosterone shot

does he even realize the irony
May 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
my biopsy site looks like shit xo
May 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
JUNGE WARUM HAST DU NICHTS GELERNT
May 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
May 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
had a panic attack and walked out of my echocardiogram the second i was simply handed the gown earlier today
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
body reveal
May 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
oh my god do any german speaking people even follow me or am i just talking into the void this whole time
May 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ich will kein englisch mehr sprechen 💔
May 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
jetzt bin ich ein pirat
May 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
ich bin schön ich bin reich ich bin schön ich bin superreich ich bin groß ich bin stark und groß und reich ich bin dracula ich bin grün und rot ich bin präsident ich bin gott
May 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
one of my friends sent me a dutch meme thinking it was german. humbled his ass
May 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
coughing up both lungs today wyd
April 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
hey god it’s me again why the cough syrup not working
April 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
will this get taken down for bullying
April 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
out of the psych ward again thank fucking beelzebub
April 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by 🐝 bela biene !!
good morning beautiful lesbians
April 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
im probably getting involuntarily committed again can yall please say something encouraging and kind im scared. worst case scenario 30 days
April 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
having a first, middle, AND last name that americans cannot pronounce is humbling when you live in america. my first name is only four letters and two syllables and yet it’s still mispronounced every time. jesus take the wheel
April 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
GAYS! LESBIANS! TRANSGENDERS! LESBIANS AGAIN! BISEXUALS!
April 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM