John H Ergaster
@homoergaster.bsky.social
There are no statues of me. Perhaps if I try riding a horse?
Reposted by John H Ergaster
Meet up in Portsmouth with @homoergaster.bsky.social @tunrip.bsky.social missing @mrsdarthfuzz.bsky.social @semtexsue.bsky.social
April 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Meet up in Portsmouth with @homoergaster.bsky.social @tunrip.bsky.social missing @mrsdarthfuzz.bsky.social @semtexsue.bsky.social
Mmm. Fresh sheep shit.
April 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Mmm. Fresh sheep shit.
Have you still got a gazillion face masks in a basket on top of the fridge?
January 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Have you still got a gazillion face masks in a basket on top of the fridge?
One more week til lambs frolic in the snowdrop fields once again and January disappears.
January 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
One more week til lambs frolic in the snowdrop fields once again and January disappears.
Wordiply called me a smarty-pants.
December 24, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Wordiply called me a smarty-pants.
I have a chocolate advent calendar thanks to Mrs E. I have just noticed that the rabbit ones are in fact reindeer.
December 20, 2024 at 10:51 AM
I have a chocolate advent calendar thanks to Mrs E. I have just noticed that the rabbit ones are in fact reindeer.
I keep thinking it’s Thursday. Why is it still midweek?
December 18, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I keep thinking it’s Thursday. Why is it still midweek?
Eternal thanks to Masterchef for introducing the Dark and Stormy cocktail. Having the ingredients, I tried it and will be trying it again shortly.
December 7, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Eternal thanks to Masterchef for introducing the Dark and Stormy cocktail. Having the ingredients, I tried it and will be trying it again shortly.
I shall give the good people of Othery, a Somerset town that does Christmas lights as a competitive sport, a few days to reconstruct and then go and get all Christmassy.
December 7, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I shall give the good people of Othery, a Somerset town that does Christmas lights as a competitive sport, a few days to reconstruct and then go and get all Christmassy.
It’s been a stormy and cold day so I’m getting cosy at home.
December 7, 2024 at 8:36 PM
It’s been a stormy and cold day so I’m getting cosy at home.
My lunch is attracting attention.
December 6, 2024 at 12:19 PM
My lunch is attracting attention.
Not enough jam left for another slice. Should a) leave it in the fridge to rot b) overload the toast I already spread or c) bin it.
December 4, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Not enough jam left for another slice. Should a) leave it in the fridge to rot b) overload the toast I already spread or c) bin it.
Why is dog food never pork? Beef, chicken, turkey, duck, lamb but not pork.
December 3, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Why is dog food never pork? Beef, chicken, turkey, duck, lamb but not pork.
In my opinion, @andiedelicacy.bsky.social , unlike the beetles, the celebs are departing in the correct order.
December 1, 2024 at 10:42 PM
In my opinion, @andiedelicacy.bsky.social , unlike the beetles, the celebs are departing in the correct order.
Been meaning to try this for a while.
November 30, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Been meaning to try this for a while.
Tomorrow I shall get up, without any trace of hangover, eat breakfast and walk the mutt, then clip the hedge enough to dig out the ditches so that the garden stops flooding. Following which I will iron.
Probably.
Probably.
November 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Tomorrow I shall get up, without any trace of hangover, eat breakfast and walk the mutt, then clip the hedge enough to dig out the ditches so that the garden stops flooding. Following which I will iron.
Probably.
Probably.
I’ve been doing useful stuff since 09:00 today which means I can stop now, can’t I?
November 30, 2024 at 12:26 PM
I’ve been doing useful stuff since 09:00 today which means I can stop now, can’t I?
Having recovered from a fever only yesterday, I awoke this morning with a very swollen face due, according to the doctor, to an allergic reaction to something.
There will be no photos.
There will be no photos.
November 20, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Having recovered from a fever only yesterday, I awoke this morning with a very swollen face due, according to the doctor, to an allergic reaction to something.
There will be no photos.
There will be no photos.
So, @andiedelicacy.bsky.social , is IACGMOOH your kind of thing? I am available to discuss IACGMOOH, if required, provided it is a couple of days late as I am usually on catchup.
November 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
So, @andiedelicacy.bsky.social , is IACGMOOH your kind of thing? I am available to discuss IACGMOOH, if required, provided it is a couple of days late as I am usually on catchup.
Obviously, when I browse for xxx recipe, I want an essay on the ingredients, the authors history, other things you could make and other crap before I get to the ‘I prefer to use Hungarian yak butter as it has a tangier overtone’.
November 17, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Obviously, when I browse for xxx recipe, I want an essay on the ingredients, the authors history, other things you could make and other crap before I get to the ‘I prefer to use Hungarian yak butter as it has a tangier overtone’.
Please send your thoughts and prayers to people freezing their nuts off at Glastonbury Carnival.
November 16, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Please send your thoughts and prayers to people freezing their nuts off at Glastonbury Carnival.
I was interacting with some of you chaps when a Lewis Carroll poem (Father William) popped into my mind, so I reread a few. What a witty and weird mind he had. Carroll, that is, not FW.
November 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I was interacting with some of you chaps when a Lewis Carroll poem (Father William) popped into my mind, so I reread a few. What a witty and weird mind he had. Carroll, that is, not FW.
I feel a bit off colour today and I should be snerdling but I have to drive to Plymouth instead.
November 16, 2024 at 9:32 AM
I feel a bit off colour today and I should be snerdling but I have to drive to Plymouth instead.