It is because you are titillated by the shapely forms of Russian AI bots cavorting in the choleric ocean of diarrhea that fountains from theTrump-ravaged assholes of the MAGA hivemind. Don’t be ashamed. It’s a very popular category on PornHub these days.

We have never been tolerant. Our intolerance simply applies to a different class of people, and all of them wear red.

I see you’ve met our new fighter jets. You mocked us when we wanted to cancel our order for f-35’s, but who’s laughing now, America. WHO’S. LAUGHING. NOW.

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I’m Canadian so forgive me if I misremember, but is this not the same party who called Michelle Obama an ape when that guy she was married to was president of some country?

Did Canada remove American liquor from our shelves because of the tariffs, or did we do it because we are tired of being fed American liquor lies like that rum, mint and cream mixed up together are safe, moral and good for human consumption 🤔

This is election interference. She needs to be removed.

I need to know how this tastes pls because it sounds fucking horrific

Not even Fox News can make this sound like a bad thing to most of us. Every time you hit a Russian target, we cheer. Every time another cluster of the Russian army falls, we celebrate. They will never tarnish you to us. You are the heroes of the free world. Slava Ukraini 🇨🇦 🇺🇦

And yet there he sits, in the White House.

He is the president of the United States of America and whether you voted for him or not, whether you like it or not, he represents all of you for as long as he sits in the White House.

That’s the most flattering picture of Trump I’ve ever seen

I say this with genuine love and enormous affection as a Canadian who has spent significant periods of time in the US and who has loved and looked up to your country for most of her life: now is not the time for hand-wringing. Be who we know you are.

That’s the thing, though. He’s the president of the United States of America. He does speak for all of you and he will continue to speak for all of you until he no longer sits in the White House.

Ah, I see you’ve met our new fighter jets

If every American who claimed they were protesting actually was, the streets would be packed with you.