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Alex C 🍉 🎢
@homernofunction.bsky.social
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Socialist. Recovering journalist. Photographer. Classic film enthusiast.
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Has this comparison been made yet?
Trump's gross face on a giant banner on the USDA building. Benito Mussolini's creepy face in front of repeated "Si Si Si" on the Palazzo Braschi in Rome, the local headquarters of the Fascist Party, in 1934.
October 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Great work and all, but The Associated Press wrote this headline
An AP article with the headline "Trump vows to change how elections are run. The US Constitution doesn't give him that power"
August 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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That's The Associated Press' headline
A screenshot of an AP article with the headline "Trump vows to change how elections are run. The US Constitution doesn't give him that power"
August 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Hegseth's probably the one leaking info. He just doesn't know because he's drunkenly texting journalists the way your ex does you
Headline: Hegseth team told to stop polygraph tests after complaint to White House Subhed: The White House intervention, which has not previously been reported, came in the form of a phone call by a person close to the administration There's a photo showing Hegseth and others, and the caption is: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, right, at the Pentagon Tuesday with other senior Trump administration officers. (John McDonnell/For The Washington Post)
July 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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What do you know? I found it on Google Street View.

Elizabeth Equipment Services in Belle Vernon, Pennsylvania, is run by racists who allow this trash on their property.
A poorly made crop of screenshots of four signs taken from Google Street View. They say, from left: Racism was almost dead in America until Obama. Trump For President he has a pair. The third sign compares Nazis with Democrats and lists things they apparently have in common (they don't really). The last sign says Supporters of D.E.I. are the real racists.
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
The scene with the raving derelict from the "Simpsons" episode "Bart Sells His Soul."
May 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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RIP
A screenshot from "The Simpsons" of a parody of "Cheers." The Norm character is holding a bottle and saying "Just give me another beer, you brain-dead hick!"
May 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I was telling my wife today that I hadn't noticed a chip in my windshield until a few days ago and that I'm glad it's not big. And that I've never caught anything cool on my dashcam.

Well, I jinxed it. My wife and I are fine. Not sure about the turkey.
My car's windshield is toast. Just obliterated. The photo shows the driver's side from inside the car. The windshield's freaking shattered.
April 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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It was rainy yesterday. A semi crashed just down the street. The driver was not seriously hurt. Sure was interesting to photograph
The damaged cab of a semi-trailer rests between trees after crashing off the interstate. The white trailer of a semi-truck sticks in the air over the side of a highway bridge as a white vehicle drives past.
April 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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My wife got an ad for this vodka and sent it to me. So now I'm an ad for it: shop.republicrestoratives.com/products/fas...
An ad for a bottle of Fascist Tears vodka. And the text is: "Don't be political" they said. Or what? We'll alienate the fascists? Proceeds benefit vote.org. Now shipping to patriots everywhere. Republic Restoratives Distillery.
March 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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UPDATE: My father-in-law tested positive for COVID about 2 hours before my wife got home. No update on the mom. My wife's tested negative so far, but we're masking and I'm running a self-built Corsi-Rosenthal box.

Cross your fingers that we don't get it!
The "UPDATES" screen from "Unsolved Mysteries." It shows the word "UPDATES" in big, bold letters in front of five cool-ass purple and green bars.
March 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I am so glad I bought a used copy of that without the sleeve. No giant swastika!
An old copy of William Shirer's "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich." The book has no sleeve and is beige. The title is in a small black box.
March 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Whoever is designing the most bonkers things for the MLB: Keep it up. These rule so much
A green Oakland A's hat that actually says "ASS"
March 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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To king Trump, there are no allies. You may think you are, but you're just a sucker who fell for it. He only cares about himself
A headline that says: "Trump's foreign aid demolition hits major Christian charities." The deck says: "In a closed-door meeting, U.S. officials touted their success in 'zeroing out' foreign assistance, but the downsizing has clipped religious allies, too."
March 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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My wife got me this shirt for Valentine's Day. True love

#ITYSL #egggame
A navy blue shirt with a graphic of an egg with eyes, a mouth and legs. Its mouth is wide open. There's a basket of eggs next to it. The text says "FEED EGGS." It's from an "I Think You Should Leave" sketch
March 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Calling NASCAR drivers the most talented in the world ignores Rally and F1 drivers, who drive up and down hills AND make right turns. F1 is open wheel too; those drivers have to be much more accurate drivers in close spaces.
A YouTube thumbnail showing a red F1 car and a green NASCAR vehicle side by side on a racetrack.
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I'm so angry all the time
A Twitter (I'm not calling that shit X) quote post of a collage of three photos of that doge Shiba Inu with the text "On this day 15 years ago, @kabosumama posted several photos of her rescue-adopted Shiba Inu dog Kabosu to her personal blog." The account quoting it says: "Imagined telling someone 15 years ago that because of these pictures we're now not going to have a department of education"
February 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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The American experiment is crumbling to the ground and things are terrible, so here's a picture of my cute dog Bruno.
Bruno, my orange Pomeranian, stands on our porch. His tongue is out and he has a slight smile. Cute boy.
February 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Two scenes from "The Sopranos." The first shows Carmela with the text "A January 6 rioter was fatally shot by the police." Meadow and AJ stand in the background. The second image shows Tony Soprano with the text "Who gives a shit?"
January 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Here's a picture of a roller coaster. I'm going on vacation next month and plan to ride so many of these things
A blue roller coaster train blurs as it passes over a turning hill. There are green trees in the background. The coaster is Voyage at Holiday World in Indiana.
January 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I recently joined a"Sopranos" meme group and I've gotta say it's genius
A red "make America great again" hat in a plastic bag. It has a "made in China" label. A picture below it shows James Gandolfini making a mocking frightened "we- we- we- we're with the Vipers" face.
January 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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A tracing of Elon Musk doing his little Nazi salute. In front of him are three antifascist red arrows that say "Nazi lives don't matter." Fuck Nazis.
January 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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We let the dogs play in the snow yesterday. Millie (dark) wasn't sure about it. Bruno was cold but got over it.
Millie, a merle-colored Pomeranian, walks in snow that's about as long as her legs. She's wearing a carrot sweater! And fuck Donald Trump. Bruno, an orange Pomeranian, smiles in the snow, which covers part of his head and chest. Today is a dark day in American history. Trump having a second presidency is a farce and this country is a failure.
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I was really hoping the inauguration would be outside and we'd have a William Henry Harrison situation
A screenshot from "The Simpsons" of a child singing "I died in thirty days!"
January 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM